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  1. UTRs

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    The average office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.

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    Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
     
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    That's just crazy Kiwi, so someone tried to eat one of them to see what they tasted like? It's a f**ked up world we live in ennit!

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    probably easier than one of these
     
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    the Ornathological Regional Network recorded an 8000% increase in site traffic when they recently launched their new website @ YOUORN.com
     
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    Humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas.
     
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    Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories an hour
     
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    Colgate’ in Spanish translates to ‘go hang yourself’!
     
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    According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.
     
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    According to Tripadvisor their least favourite "Trip Of a Lifetime" is Parachute jumping without a Parachute!
     
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    The distance between your eyes is identical to the length of the last joint of your thumb.
     
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    The Vauxhall Nova was re-badged for the Spanish market as "No-va" translates to "wont go".
     
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    Wow, we must be the fittest fans in the UK then<laugh>
     
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    This bloke must have a long thumb then...

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    It has NEVER rained in Calama, a town in the Atacama Desert of Chile.
     
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    Eamonn Holmes does not have a central nervous system.He is in fact powered by a complex network of bile filled gall bladders
     
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    Richard Keys' hands require 2 shaves in each ad break during transmission.
     
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    A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
     
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    I think you'll find telephones have the most bacteria cause so many people talk shiit!
     
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    The ancient Greeks preferred small penises and considered large one's to belong to old men and barbarians.

    Typical, just my bleedin' luck to born 2500 years too late - I would have been worshipped <doh>
     
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