Woman's body found in Grand Union Canal suitcase The body of a woman has been found in a suitcase recovered from a west London canal. The suitcase was removed from the Grand Union Canal near Delamere Terrace in Little Venice, with police called at about 14:30 BST on Sunday. Officers said it was too early to say how long it had been in the water. No arrests have been made and a post-mortem examination is due to take place later. Detectives are trying to identify the woman. A Met Police spokesman said detectives from homicide and major crime command are investigating. Should be easy to solve, an open and shut case.
Seemingly she had a lot to drink that night, she was trolleyed. Get in the Monica, best pun that sort of makes sense ever. Did you make it up yourself? AYE