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Self restrainment O/T

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Teessidemackem, May 9, 2015.

  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Can I respectfully ask you a question?
    What would you do if some scrote humiliated you in front of your woman?
    Or indeed, groped her arse or tits in front of you?
     
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  2. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Did someone sexually harass Tees' missus? If that's what we're talking about I take everything back. He needs knocking into next week. I thought that this lad was just a gobshite?

    As for humiliation... It's a self made concept and not why I subscribe to. My self respect is in no way tied to how other people perceive me, especially not when some knob tries to put me down in front of them. I wouldn't feel humiliated I'd feel sorry for the bloke. The chances are me and the missus would laugh about it. I've never been humiliated and I don't see it happening in the near future, I feel no need to impress or prove anything.
     
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  3. Blunham Mackem

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    ****ing hell Funky. Thats a book and a half!
     
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    Good to hear mate
     
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  5. Brian Storm

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    Billy, last November I went out in Newcastle for a friends birthday, one of his mates was there with his missus. Now this couple have a bad habit of winding each other up when drinking by coming on to other people in front of each other. This bloke put his arm round my lass which normally it wouldn't bother me, but as it was him and he was giving his lass a smug look while he did it with her getting round up. I gave him a kicking before my lass got one off his lass. I was nicked and spent the night in cell with 5 pills hidden in a makeshift pouch in my boxers <laugh> Only got fined like. :cool:
     
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  6. Billy Death

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    I'm sorry Disc, you've misinterpreted me.
    I was asking a purely hypothetical question.
    In so much that every man has a breaking point.
    Some will break quicker than others is all I'm saying.
    Personally I'd rather front somebody up & take a beating than sit & stew over it.
     
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  7. Billy Death

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    ****ing hell Bri. <laugh>
     
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  8. Disco down under

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    Well causing physical and emotional pain to someone's missus is a bit different to causing hurt to a bloke's pride, two completely different things to me. One that should be shrugged off and another which should be acted upon.
     
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    Also... My missus is an Aussie country girl mate, the poor bastard wouldn't know what's hit him.
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    Nee bother, could she kick your arse? :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  11. Disco down under

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    Too scared to find out. She's not one of dwarf birds you wonder about banging! She's 5'11" and grew up wrestling snakes and crocodiles and ****.
     
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  12. Brian Storm

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    You looking forward to drinking the Australian way?
     
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  13. Billy Death

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    You'll have to phone them Aussie blokes on the Fosters advert mate, see what they say.
     
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  14. Disco down under

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    Their beer is immense mate. They don't serve fosters, Castlemaine or XXXX anywhere I've seen. VB (Victoria Bitter) is interesting. It's basically pig spit and anyone who drinks it is scum. Her old man does...

    They've got James Squires which is beautiful and Coopers which is on a par with my favourite beer, Brooklyn.

    Schooners are the perfect size for a beer as well. Half pints are too small and look girly, pints are too big and get flat/warm.

    Add to that the weather while you're drinking and it's a ****ing winner mate.

    I can't ****ing wait.
     
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    I have such a strong feeling my visa application is going to get turned down when I say **** like that.
     
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  16. Brian Storm

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    It's the way they drink I like. Starting with a lower % breakfast beer and building strength throughout the day. These so called 'Australian' Beers in this country are brewed over here and have **** all to do with Aus. Most Aussies have even heard of Fosters. It's just a gimmick for us us.
     
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  17. Billy Death

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    What's the other one?
    Toohey's or summat?
     
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  18. Disco down under

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    Weird, for a country that drinks as much as we do we're happy to drink utter ****.

    Carling, Fosters, Kronenbourg, Carlsberg, Stella and Peroni are considered ****ing awful anywhere other than Britain.

    We call Peroni and Stella premium beers <laugh>

    Yeah I tried Toohey's I believe, that and Carlton draft, pretty average but far and away better than the ****e we tend to serve.
     
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  19. Billy Death

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    Carling, Fosters & Carlsberg are ****ing J Arthur like, I'll give you that.
     
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  20. Brian Storm

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    Peroni and Stella is the best you get 90% of our Pubs. That's why I like Weatherspoons. You get a choice of some wonderful bottled continental beers.
     
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