Will we have no yorkshire teams in Premier League next season

Don't agree. Want all the gorey details. If he's making good handy money, we all want a piece of that

 

If you want a piece of it I am willing to consider offering you a franchise in bogland. Send your cv.

 

My cv is very short glory. 31 years self employed. You know most of the rest. Now send me first cheque in advance please

 

If I am only making him look a little foolish that is an epic fail on my part. From here on in I will make him look totally ridiculous!

 

This is a cash only operation. Sadly there is no Tarmac laying or brickies labouring involved.

 

he does a good enough job on his own without any outside help

 

I can happily deal in cash if need be. Also very versatile, tarmac isnt my only strongpoint

 

Sorry to break it to you.
Your days as a porn star are all a long way behind you.

 

Yer got to agree Eire and just to prove there is no bull---t the first 1 to send me some of your loads of money will get my full support and the other will be the bull s---er.

 

I already bought you a bus ticket, what more could you ask.

 

dont believe all the stories I dont come cheap.

 

According to Mrs Cheese you do come quick though!

 

As long as I'm happy no overtime rate for foreplay.

 

Tried it but was a flop