Roberto Martinez Sack watch !!

It's either that or the overcoat with the funny fur collar

 

Watching like this:

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This.^

 

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#fraud

 

Everton have been on holidays from the moment they avoided relegation
#missionaccomplished

 

Once as a youngster I was taken to Goodison in the second half of the season and did all the nice pre-match stuff. I thought they were giving out EFC beach towels as part of the goodie bags, but now I realise they probably just had a surplus after giving them out to the team in the new year #crushed

 

Cruel result that today totally undeserved but **** happens like that like...

 

Rodgers has been **** since he paid £11m for Borini.

 

Except.....

5th and two semi finals isn't actually ****.

That's the thing. Your manager took you from a decent position and almost relegated you

Ours just isn't good enough to win things like a big club needs

 

Second not bad either like

 

After spending £217m it is ****, by his own yardstick

 

I love how Everton fans opnely admit having lower standards than Liverpool

Is "Nil satis nisi optimum" actually the biggest WUM to Everton fans?

 

You confuse standards with realism you melt.

The realism is due to the massive difference in spending power that's been the case since the inception of the CL.

 

5th most expensive squad in England vs 7th most expensive squad in England

#massivedifference

 

Yawn. You've spent £217m in less than 3 years, we've not spent in the last 15

 

Yawn. You had a higher net spend than us last window and are judging Rodgers only on this season.

 

He didn't spend £217m this summer though did he....?

 

Does Martinez genuinely have the worst transfer record ever?

Even when Rodgers is slated you have to concede the gems like Coutinho and Can. Martinez has nothing.

Martinez has also presided over the greatest squad investment Everton has ever known, and in return has replaced their decade of stability with the genuine prospect of relegation battles from here on out.


Barry - spent £2m and gave him a 3 year contract to a keep him playing until 36
Besic - £4m, played 35 minutes across the last 9 games, 8 yellow cards in 15 starts makes him the most consistently booked Everton player
Lukaku - the £28m donkey is the club's #recordsigning and brought their worst season in a decade
Galloway - £4m, hasn't been seen
Eto'o - ****ed off ASAP leaving Everton to drop from CL places to REL places

Kone - £6m
Robles - £2m, massively better than Howard but isn't played
Alcaraz - free, overpaid by about £10m
McCarthy - £13m and done nothing
McGeady - £2.5m, played 9 minutes since January, has only played in 3 games won by Everton this season; West Brom, QPR and Palace.

 

No he spent £117m last summer, enough for a title challenge by his own words

 

You spent £117m last summer you tool and where did I say I was judging him on 1 season?

 

The Europa League run has saved him, without that he would've been long gone!