Crystal Palace vs Man United In a season where the dutch quiff has been outsmarted by the likes of mad dog Pearson, flat-track Pulis, spanish reject Martinez and rookie Gary Monk, it's no surprise ppl feel the cockney gangster Alan Pardew has the beating of our man also. No match day thread needed. Lets just accept Rooney in midfield followed by every attacking forward lumped onto the pitch in the 80th minute as they run around like clueless rabbits, chasing an equaliser. Now...time to look for my pro-plus for later
Top thread. Flesh it out with an interesting fact or two. I think we'll win this one, just. #moreinhopethanjudgement
I'm a very simple man Chief so no black pudding, pancakes or fancy eggs. Toast, fried eggs, chorizo in hash browns (mrs speciality), fried mushrooms, beans and left over seekh kebabs from last night - not sure if regional variation but seeing as I'm near the Balti triangle, why not. All washed down with a brew. I'm not a bacon man which I know will disappoint.
Interesting! Got to have black pudding in mine. Then it's the norm of bacon, sausages, one fried egg, mushrooms and, some say controversially, beans. Tea is the drink, toast on the side.
Best fry up ever = 3 x bacon, 2 x sausages, 2 x fried egg, Beans, 4 slices of toast and a cup of tea Dont like mushrooms (I wont eat anything that grows on ****), or Black Pudding (congealed pigs blood, yuck, much better fresh, also cows blood tastes better.)
The Crystal Palace fry up. A nicely poached Van Gaal with a side of fried forwards, scrambled midfield and large mug of defenders.
Rooney plays up front. Looks like a 4-2-3-1. Pereira on the bench. RvP and Di Maria both out from a virus.
You look at Everton and Saints results since they played us and you cant help thinking what complete w@nkers. And we were sh1t.
It's bad in that I've got a fiver on Newcastle to be relegated at 40-1. Placed back in February. Hull losing I mean!
Love the way Sky always bring up some obscure stat before our every game against our opponents, absolutely desperate for it to be broken.
