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Andrea Pirlo

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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    ON PLAYING FOR ROY HODGSON AT INTERNAZIONALE

    Hodgson mispronounced my name. He called me 'Pirla' (d**khead), perhaps understanding my true nature more than the other managers.

    ON LOSING TO LIVERPOOL IN 2005 IN ISTANBUL, HAVING LED 3-0

    When that torture of a game was finished, we sat like a bunch of halfwits in the dressing-room... we were bloodthirsty zombies faced with an unforeseen problem – the blood was ours and they'd drank every last drop. We couldn't speak. We couldn't move. They'd mentally destroyed us.

    Insomnia, rage, depression, a sense of nothingness. We'd invented a new disease with multiple symptoms: Istanbul syndrome.

    I no longer felt like a player, and that was devastating enough. Even worse, I no longer felt like a man.

    That's right: for f**k's sake. Double f**k. The first words that come to my lips when I think of Istanbul.


    ON FERGUSON'S DECISION TO USE PARK JI-SUNG TO MAN-MARK HIM

    Even Ferguson, the purple-nosed manager who turned Manchester United into a fearsome battleship, couldn't resist the temptation. He's essentially a man without blemish, but he ruined that purity just for a moment when it came to me.

    A fleeting shabbiness came over the legend that night. On one of the many occasions when our paths crossed during my time at Milan, he unleashed Park Ji-sung to shadow me. The midfielder must have been the first nuclear-powered South Korean in history, in the sense that he rushed about at the speed of an electron.


    #Lfcsnewnumbereight #strongrumours


    You heard it here first*






    *you may have heard it elsewhere but now you've heard it here.
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    It's total bs

    And chelsea also linked, press getting very lazy
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Great player but he's 37 can't see it happening.
     
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  4. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    **** it, sign him, Bring carra back and stop Gerrard leaving. Liverpool OAPFC ::D

    pirlo would be minced in the PL, it's much more hectic than international football and the Italian league.
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    This is a classic press story fluffing

    1. pirlo gives interview... mentions mls

    2. press do big write up and select clubs who are not in italy as pirlo stated and may have ever been linked or ran foul of the guys talents.

    our name just got added once more.
     
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    besides, Brod wouldn't like his hair or chuck norris beard
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    this is another example of why lallana is so vital to us.

    depay? nah we have lallana to play left wing.. never mind he didn't ever do that

    Pirlo... god no lallana has better hair
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    But Pirlo's beard obviously wins
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image


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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you are soooooo late 80s. no self respecting metrosexual would rate that ****e

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    this is why he's worth 25mil.

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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Mito are you bald?
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    No, he just grows a beard and turns his head upside down
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    I hate shirts with buttons on the collar :mad: wtf is with his inquisiton beard
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    That's called style... the fave of whatever brand that is

    I kid you not he was and we still thought it was a good idea to sign that

    You need to stop thinking like its the 90s

    Its all about the style and the one trick he's got

    We actually got him cheap in this alternate reality
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Nope I do not light candles and have bubble baths while shaving my bonce unlike other mod/s!!!
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    You've missed my sarcastic attitude to the utter tripe that is Adam lallana
     
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  17. I don't like bubble bath
     
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  18. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Hope we don't waste money on Pirlo, he would not last 5 minutes in the prem where pace is king.
     
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