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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Garlic Klopp, May 8, 2015.

  1. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Girl with world's longest tongue, 4 inches

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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <yikes>
     
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  6. johnsonsbaby

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    How often do you need to lick your own elbow though <laugh>
     
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  7. Super G Ted'inho

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    More importantly, would you date someone that could? :bandit:
     
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  8. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    What ... lick their own elbow or yours? <laugh>
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    It's rather pointless unless she's a lesbo. If anything it will hurt he ability to give good head unless she is one.
     
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  10. Super G Ted'inho

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    She'd be a **** kisser
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    She could pick her nose with her hands tied behind her back.
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, May 8, 2015
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  12. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    She could tickle your tonsils with that. Probably make you chuck up
     
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  13. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    She'd have no bother getting the chewy out of the bottom of a Screwball.
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Not much room for anything else in her mouth, is there??!
     
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    Living proof that the reptilian/human hybrid theory is true. <ok>
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    precisely.

    these pusses on here thought about kissing her.

    us real men thought about sticking our cocks in her mouth <ok>
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    If she can't already roll her tongue into the shape of one, she should definitely consider getting surgery to alter it to resemble a tallywhacker
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I doubt she can roll her tongue if its that big.
     
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  19. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Even better is that she could pick yours as well <laugh> .....do us a favour love, I've got a whopping great bogey in me right nostril.....
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, May 9, 2015
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