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Worry not...we've got the best in the Prem

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Lord Jonjomort, May 7, 2015.

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  1. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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  2. Gordonthetoony

    Gordonthetoony Well-Known Member

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    The man is one deluded buffoon and needs sectioned.
     
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  3. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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    But is he good enough for Real Madrid?
     
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    No. he's far too good for them. Barcelona are the only team equal to his coaching qualities.
     
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    Just when you think that there is nothing else people can laugh at us for, he comes up with this piece of inspired bollocks. I mean, is he ill or something? UnfuckingbelieveableGoblinHeed!!!!
     
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    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Delinquent deluded dipshit!
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    **** me.
    he must be related to Comical Ali from Gulf War 1.
     
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    I think he is having a nervous breakdown. Such delusional behaviour can only be labeled as stress induced psychosis.
     
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    Perhaps I have got him all wrong. Is he just being ironic and just having a ****ing laugh at the journo`s? Is he actually just really ****ing funny and i have got it all wrong. I am so ****ing confused now I dont know what to think anymore!! He is ****ing up my mind everyday! Its like I am on a massive trip after swallowing loads of ****ing LSD, and I dont know what is real anymore. I want to grind him down and snort him all night! MINDFUCK!!!
    He is the best coach ever to grace the Premier League, but not for footballing reasons.
    BOX OFFICE GOLD!!!!
     
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    "Once I had a conversation with Lee Charnley, I knew what my position was. They never asked me to resign. I knew I was in this for the next three games."

    That tells you all you need to know. While he says this (with a straight face) Penfold was offering his job to Maclaren. If not why did he publicly state his commitment to his current job.
    He also stated he never offered to resign. That is an argument of semantics. Anyone could explicitly state he has had enough of a situation without actually mentioning the R word.
     
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    The guy is a complete bufoon, but he did say coach, not manager so from looking at his tactics, we can see that Corners both attacking and defensively, his record is second to none and I am sure he will come up with something fresh and new without our talisman Willo!

    Motivational wise, you can tell from recent players comments that there is not a happier place on the earth then Benton!

    Disciplinary record is amazing, if red and yellow cards converted into points, we would be top!

    In terms of technical ability, he has completely raised the bar, Sammy Ameobi is living proof! he can even take corners now!
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    please log in to view this image



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    lets face it, had he came out and said he wasn't the best people would be claiming he's not good enough to be manager
    so he couldn't win either way
    I remember when I was younger (memory fading badly)
    I always went out thinking I was the best footballer in the world, never was, but always thought it
     
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    I agree with Carver, he is the best coach.

    Remove his teeth, fill his mouth with seats and Hey Presto a 55 seater.
     
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    Clearly Jose'esque mind games here ready for West Brom! A bizarre attempt to deflect focus from the players maybe!?
     
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    that would require some kind of intellegence and an IQ over 7
     
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    hes lost his marbles.
     
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