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What do they teach in schools these days?

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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I was at Mass yesterday and they had a couple of young people reading who took forever to finish two short readings. Do they not teach reading in school anymore?

    When I was at school we had to take a book home every weekend, read it and report back on Monday morning to tell the class what it was about. If schools can't get the basics of reading and writing right what hope do we have that they can get anything else right.

    Or am I just getting old?
     
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  2. Diaby's Massive Tekkers

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    Maybe they were just pissed off because they got forced along to Mass on their weekend?
     
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    Maybe the young people were nervous hence the length of time it took them to read. Or perhaps English was not their mother tongue.

    I had to read bidding prayers at a funeral the other week and was absolutely bricking it.
     
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  5. Sam Axe

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    Well we also got plenty of practice reading in public when I was a lad through reading at children's Masses and at an annual Feis.
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

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    its probably quite hard to read aloud when the priest has his cock in your mouth <ok>
     
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  7. Sam Axe

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    None of the priests I have come in contact have been at that, and I was an alter boy as a kid <ok>
     
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    Same in my church - i think they were too busy shagging the nuns to worry about anything else.
     
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  9. EDGE

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    How's the arse?
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Sam Axe

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    Just fine. My priests weren't like that. They enjoyed a drink but that's about it
     
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  13. EDGE

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    Take it you were an ugly wee ****?
     
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  14. Sam Axe

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    Ok let's get back on topic. What do you all think should be taught in school that you were taught?

    I think basic computer programming skills should be taught as well as better emphasis on reading. Today IT classes are all about MS Office with more technical skills being ignored.
     
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  15. Sam Axe

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    Well yes but that's neither here nor there <ok>
     
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    I think that kids should be taught critical thinking so that they don't believe in 2,000 year old Middle-Eastern zombie cults.
     
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  17. Thomas The Cat

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    I could read a Mr Men and Spot goes to the Shops in about 10 minutes when I was wee.

    What kind of dumbfuck took the whole weekend?
     
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  18. Sam Axe

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    We had more advanced books than that in P4 <ok>
     
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  19. Denny Kalglish

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    Screw school! I let my kids play GTA all day. They are gunna be the best gangsters and hookers EVER!
     
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    Oh look there's EDGE and his mate getting their jollys boring people with priest jokes. They never get old eh?
     
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