Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Back scuttle and Chubby Brown in the same sentence makes me think that you may have been the butt of his jokes in the past..

 

You'd better plug it, or he may get annoyed

 

Or alternatively I could socket to him..

 

eye, you could

 

Your jokes are getting cornea by the minute!!!

 

I think it's because I've been on the lash

 

Aye, Bally was a bit of a drinker aswell

 

Eye but which of you two is the master and which one the pupil?

 

That comment was absolutely class!

 

It wasn't the first one, though

 

Well you are in good company then..

 

I think the scope of this topic may be limited

 

If this thread was on facebook I'm sure that it would have had lots of shares by now..

 

you should be put in the stocks for comments like that.

 

The value of this thread can rise or fall, your investment is entirely your own risk

 

Or crash if you are a merchant banker..

 

I am a Financial Advisor, specialising in investments, and I know about rises and falls, but Mrs. A. sometimes (usually) sees me more of a Merchant Banker (I think that that's what she said !)

 

I was a teller in a bank ........ I used to tell people to get fcked when they came in for a loan

 

More like A teller the hun..