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Caption competition (Charlie Adams medical at Liverpool)

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  1. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  2. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    "ooh sorry Doc I think a lil' bit of wee came out"
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    If you sell one of your kidneys, I will give you £50,000
     
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  4. merrysupersteve

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    "Hurry the **** up. I'm tired of holding my belly in."
     
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  5. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    <laugh> All great!!

    Doctor: 'Just lie back and think of United.'
     
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  6. Weswilko

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    'your really 25? You look 40 odd'
     
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  7. Sam Axe

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    'Roll over, this won't hurt a bit' (snaps a rubber glove)
     
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  8. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    "Are you sure you want a sex change like mAndy Carroll"
     
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  9. KingPepeReina.

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    Thank god I didn't join Man United.The thought of playing in the same team as Carrick and Anderson is enough to put someone off their football.
     
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    KingPepeReina., Jul 11, 2011
  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    'I ****ing love you Dr Patel'
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Will KPR still love me
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    "Aye Wee man ye wannae Scottish cock up yer arse'
     
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  13. MUFCOK

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    "If I keep sucking my belly in, hopefully he won't notice that I'm a fat bastard"
     
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  14. MUFCOK

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    Yeah. People will realise how **** he is if he come to United. Good job he settled for mediocrity at Liverpool eh?
     
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    MUFCOK, Jul 11, 2011
  15. Jezz511

    Jezz511 Well-Known Member

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    'Charlie Adam undergoes Medical at Liverpool FC after recent transfer away from newly relegated Blackpool.'
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Genius <ok>
     
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  17. Swarbs

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    "Good news Mr Adam. The scan has confirmed that you have below average levels of fitness and talent, thus perfectly qualifying you to play for Liverpool FC"
     
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  18. Constcrepe

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    Lol
     
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  19. Depay Sound

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    Yes thank god he won't be winning any trophies.
     
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  20. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Which dirty scouser nicked my ****ing clothes !!
     
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