Euromillions

I've just put 5 lines on for tomorrows draw. Dunno what I should spend my millions on. Was thinking about the ps3 slim but I heard they can cost as much as £250!!

What could you actually spend £166 million on?

Any **** that says charity is a liar

 

half a super yacht

 

An MRI machine?

 

An electronic money counting machine and some cola cubes.

 

A helicopter and I'd fly it after reading the MacRae court manuscript...

 

I see your still a **** venom Why buy an MRI when I can just use the NHS ones?

I'd buy a massive house, some cars and live off the interest. People say you would get bored if you didn't work, but how can you get bored when you could basically buy anything you want?!

 

Also a set of night-vision goggles

 

I'd buy a nice hat - and spend the rest on financing a military coup in Malta.

 

I'd pay Katy Perry and Rihanna to have a threesome with me. Wouldn't care how much it cost

 

You would care if it cost £167 million, because you wouldn't be able to afford it!

 

The lottery is a tax on people who don't understand statistics.

 

I would give it all to charity. Probably split it between the SSPCA and the PDSA

 

I'd buy a herd of Tajima-ushi cattle and deliberately mis-treat them, give them blowbacks and spoon feed them the odd blue and pinch of Ketamine. Plus, I'd molest the **** out of them.

I'd still eat them, though.

 

I'd replace the melted welly boot woman off Dragon's Den with myself then say no to everything with a sneery look on my face

 

I'd buy Airwolf and arm it with `Benefit-sponging-junkie-bastard' seeking missiles.

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Airwolf yesterday

 

What kind of man blows his family up?!

 

I hope you never win the lottery ML11. After all, if you left your job who would I eye up in the next office?

Nice arse by the way.

 

i would like to see a roman woman ****ed by babboons

 

Are you referring to the invasion of the Moors?

 

kill a few powerful ****s and make your own millions lottery is for gays