If there was ever a need to change a professional dartboard into a picture piece, how I'd love to see that mans mush silhouetted in there.. I will say no more about the spongy, lying faced bag of ****e, I don't want to influence the undecided voters.. So, who's face would you like to see silhouetted into a dart board and chuck spears at? It's David Cameron for me, for reasons not disclosed..
Ed Miliband James Corden Tim Lovejoy Stephen Mulhern Carlos Tevez Curly Watts Tony Bellew Frankie Boyle That'll be enough dart boards for a while.
When my knobs itchy, I always say I have a Michael Chopra itch, if it gets bad then I say the John Carver disease is catching..
Despise that man with a passion, the lot of them are as thick as pig-****, they will never have no identity in the North..
Ha, the 'great' Michael Chopra scored on Saturday. True to form, he's played 9 and scored 1 for Alloa Athletic (which I think is a grade too high for him).
Ha' way Alloa.. ffs, in my head it sounded right but thinking about it I sound like a right ****ing jihad, where's that ****ing bin sack and stanley knife..
Meanwhile Ed Milliband is hanging around with Russell Brand in a bid to get young votes. They're all slimy, lying, media whores. It's the nature of the game they're in. If they were honest they'd be **** at what they do.
He's also been hanging around with 'YouTubers'. He's really scraping the barrel now for undecided voters. People who wouldn't usually vote. My Mrs actually said last night "He's not a nasty man he's just the wrong face", and all I could reply was "You've fallen for him, through pity, because he's such a sack of **** you can't help but feel sorry for him". Russell Brand, the ****ing dipshit who told everybody not to vote and to force a revolution in this country, back tracks when **** face Gromit offers him some cheese and comes to sit with the ex-junkie in his kitchen. Miliband catches on that this internet thing could be a success so asks to get an interview with the biggest YouTuber in the UK, Zoella and she flatly refuses so he knocks on the next one's door and the next one until one says yes, like a desperate loser in a club trying to get a shag with anything that moves. Boris Johnson ripped the **** a new arse hole a few days ago, with a piece he wrote about Miliband's tomb stone. When you're getting kegged off Boris Johnson you know you've got to be one of the lowest forms of slop known to man.
The two Ed's are ****ing pathetic imo. Milliband = ****er, Balls = pissflap tosspot & he has no balls. Jesus ****ing wept, imagine letting those two ****s loose running the country. Anybody associating themselves with that scruffy aids victim Russel Brand can kiss my vote goodbye. I mean ffs, Katy Perry is canny smart but would you really want to chuck your log up her after that ****s blew his load up her blart? I'd never vote tory because they're a bunch of ****s & I hope they all die. That said, I'd never vote labour either because they are a set of lying, incompetent twats. Milliscum blathers on about how he'd rather lose than do a deal with the SNP, right you are Ed, lets see what happens you lying bastard.
I know you didn't make that Comm, so I'ma go for it... The thick Labour-supporting ****tard that made that, cannot spell. Says everything really.
