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The Relegation Rivals Thread Of Looking Over Your Shoulder Like a Paranoid Schizophrenic

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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    33 mins: GOAL Ramsey! What was I saying about Sunderland OGs? Another deflected goal... Sexual pass by Santi Cazorla (good call Heed) and Ramsey spins away from Brady, then uses him like a skateboard ramp to pop it up and into the corner. Hull City 0 - Arsenal.
     
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    McShaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane's in-game twitter thoughts: "How can the same **** happen to the same side twice"
     
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    38 mins: Huddlestone pings a ball through everyone and sets N'DoyeDon'tWantYourFreedomGirlAllIWantRightNowIsYou through on goal... He continues to need a specsavers appointment ASAP. The flag goes up anyway. The assistant signalling "Please keep shooting like that" in the medium of flag-waving terminology. Ardent Toon fan, that one.
     
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    McShaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane's in-game twitter thoughts: "Arsene you motherfucker you made your point... Now let us pull back"
     
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    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
     
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    it's up to us to help ourselves now.
     
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    46 mins: GOAL!!!! Sanchez!!!!!! Pass from Ramsey, puts Sanchez clean round McShaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeee (Yipee-ki-YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY) and he walks round Harper (love you <laugh>) and passes into an empty net... Worship Speedy Gonzalez as god, get out thyne maracas... Sanchez day is lifting off...
     
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    As it stands:
    Pos---Team-------Played--Points---GD
    14. Aston Villa-----35--------35------ (-21)
    15. Newcastle-----35--------35------ (-24)
    16. Leicester-------35--------34------ (-15)
    17. Hull Tigers-----35--------34------ (-16)
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    18. Sun'lun---------34--------33------ (-22)
    19. QPR------------35--------27------ (-22)
    20. Burnley---------35-------26------- (-27)
     
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    Second Half Kicks Off

    Just 8 more goals and we'll be singing here <laugh>
     
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    They play Burnley next week, we ain't getting another point this season mate.
     
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    Some facts about Chile... To kick off your Sanchez day

    The official name of Chile is the Republic of Chile.

    The main indigenous people of southern and central Chile are called the Mapuche. Today just 5% of the population is Mapuche or other native people.

    The official language of Chile is Spanish.

    Chile is home to some 17 million people (17,216,945) as of July 2013.

    The capital city of Chile is Santiago which has a population of around 7 million people, about 36% of the total population.

    Easter Island is a Polynesian island and Chilean territory. It is the world's most isolated island, located 2,300 miles (3,700 km's) west of Chile. Easter Island is famous for its 887 'moai', giant figures carved in volcanic stone.

    Found in the north of Chile, the Atacama Desert is the driest place on Earth, with an average rainfall of less than 0.05 mm a year

    The currency in Chile is the Chilean peso.

    Tennis is Chile's most successful sport, however, football (soccer) is Chile's most popular sport, the country has played in the World Cup 8 times including hosting the 1962 event.

    The national sport of Chile is Rodeo which is still very popular in rural areas of the country.

    It is not, contrary to popular belief, Mexico. Although they most certainly love fajitas, big moustaches, slobbering half-naked teens partying on their beaches, and helping practice the aim of American border control guards.
     
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    Tigers just scored
     
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    ****. If I didn't type it, it didn't happen.
     
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    DAMNIT ACS SHUSH!!!!
     
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    Fine...




























    goal...


    Quinn heads it in. 1-3.
     
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    61 mins: I can see why Arsenal fans want Wenger to be sacked... Get them to score more you silly french twit!!!!!!!!!!

    It's like they don't even care whether we stay up or not <wah>
     
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    McShaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane's in-game twitter thoughts: "Cuz I know Wenger, I know the club. The only thing better than saving up 100 billion pounds worth of transfer funds, is making people think you did."
     
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    74 mins: Arsenal sweep through the field, passing round every Hull player twice, before setting up Cazorla... Well known Hull sympathiser sends a tame effort at Harper, who fondles the ball into the net to much acclaim...


    And it was all a wet-dream. Really he saved it comfortably again.
     
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    Come on Harps.. Chuck a few in please...
     
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