Lets all get banned from 606

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A80334551


muwhahahhhaha

 

Legendary!!

 

I commented on yours Mighty, alas it was removed.

SMB's

 

This is what I posted, should see me off

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.* Eventually, Michael
the archangel found him on the seventh day, resting. He inquired of God
"Where have you been? "God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds "Look Michael, look what I've made." said God Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hotspot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a small area of land and said, "What's that ?"* "Ah," said God. "That's Newcastle, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful people, 1 great football team, an impressive cathedral and home to a number of the worlds greatest ever pop groups . The people from Newcastle are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the ****ers I'm putting next to them in Sunderland."

Now we will wake up to find out tht 606 will in fact not be shut down.

 

Did one on the Liverpool board as well.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A80335839?s_fromedit=1&s_type=10&s_sport=football

 

Totally going to **** there board!

 

Yeah our (new) board and the unwashed is by far the most popular

 

Couldn't you just tell them your Jose Lorca??

 

You chaps have just made my evening interesting keep this up

 

HA! I love the change of tone from the first to the second paragraph.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A80336360

 

Liverpool fans are officially the easiest to wind up. It was so obvious I was winding them up on purpose yet they fall for it so easily.

 

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That's why I hate the normal 606

 

Geordie Gashead, what a great stereotypical wum comment! It made me wet myself and I felt a little run out the back too!

 

I've been doing it on all the replies on that article Too easy.

 

HA!

"Also, it's terrible what's happening in Palestine. It's amazing that people turn a blind eye to Israel and the amount of international laws that they are breaking. It's been reported upon terribly in the West."

Top banana!

 

Haha it's pathetic but funny!! Someone please write "Sulley Muntari is a fat spacker.... Discuss"

I've no idea why I find that funny.....

 

Guys I'm going to top it off with a bit of George Michael. They must love the guy over there.

 

Liverpool fans really are so easy to wind up!