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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Diame Bar N'Doye, May 3, 2015.

  1. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    Mr Allam you have ****ed everything else to do with Hull City, your not going to **** this.
     
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  2. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    So does anyone else have any forward thinking shaving techniques? Electric razors just bring me out in a rash, and anyway wet shaving makes me feel all fresh and clean.
     
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    Doesn't matter about the mess Ben'll send his wife round to clear it up!
     
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  4. Diame Bar N'Doye

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    OLM fair does if you want to get me banned mate...

    Just forward him my e-mail and tell him to contact me. I'm serious about buying not606.

    [email protected]

    Cheers ;)
     
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  5. Chilton's Hundreds

    Chilton's Hundreds Well-Known Member

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    Yeah and you said it would be ****ing dry today......
     
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  6. Quill

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    Hi HullCityAFC, you arsehole.
     
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  7. Diame Bar N'Doye

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    We didn't :)

    Check out this picture I took around an hour ago of the thunderstorm that moved through hull & the east riding...
     

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  8. Diame Bar N'Doye

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    Now then creamy ass! how you doing ;) ?
     
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  9. Happy Tiger

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    Kinell she's got you well trained. Do you rinse the bowl as well afterwards?
     
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  10. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Mach 3. Gillette gel shaving foam stuff. Old Spice.

    Rinse the blade as I go, always downwards, NEVER upwards.

    If I've gone a while, obviously I try out a few comedy beard types and sideys too.
     
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  11. Trau Morgus

    Trau Morgus Well-Known Member

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    It's all downwards until the face furniture is gone.

    Then it's Defs upwards to finish off.

    And polish with a Nivea wipe.
     
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  12. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Shaving's for girls.
     
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  13. Diame Bar N'Doye

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    How did we end up talking about shaving? lol
     
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  14. HHH

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    I've been sporting a bit of growth recently. Not a beard - I'm no hipster - so I've not really been shaving. But I stumbled across a shaving forum recently and it's definitely got me into using a cut throat in the future. Lot's of old school creams, lotions and potions that look the biz too.

    On a related note. I picked up a bottle of Hai Karate from Savers the other day. Smells like something you'd dilute in water at 1 part per 100, to clean your drains. So just how I remember.
     
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  15. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Ah Valerie. Made me do a Sid James coooorrrrrr

     
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  16. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Send her round? She's round there every Wednesday giving him cooking lessons.

    She told me they started with simple things like baking the potato & making a magical sandwich together. He's had a go at buttering the biscuit & creaming the donuts. Last week they must have had an American night because she said he'd batter dipped the corn dog. Next week she's told him he can bring an al dente noodle to the spaghetti house & put the banana in the fruit salad. Apparently he can't wait 'til he gets to glaze the sausage in the honey pot.

    She's a thoughtful soul passing on her skills & knowledge for free.
     
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  17. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I've heard Kemps is a Minute steak man <whistle>
     
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  18. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Size & time Chazz, size & time.
     
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  20. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I've got a mug for tea with Sid's picture on, had it years. Cant think why my co workers bought me it.
     
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