Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester City

Oh Dier, indeed. You have to at least hit the target from there!...now Kane just wide!..

 

Bloody hell, how many chances are we making?
Their defence looks like ours normally does.

 

Kane misses a great chance!

 

Nice reminder from the commentator that Marriner ****ed up this fixture for us last season.
Why's he got it again, then?

 

Great cross by Dier. Wonder if Kane knew he was offside?

 

WTF IS Lloris doing there?....

 

Nice dive by Aguero after realising he won't reach the ball. I'd give that a 5.5

 

Ex Goon thinks it was a pen! Surprise, surprise!...

 

Yep, he reckons there was a clip. Seen the replay several times and I don't see it. Looks like he blatantly went down for me.

 

Lovely cross from Rose. Knocking on the door again!..fall asleep at the back and we're 1-0 down!...

 

Total sucker punch!

 

Miss a golden chance and they go straight down the other end and score.
Poor defensive line and Lloris gets beaten at his near post.

 

Free header, again!! Still can't hit the target!...

 

Another free header from a corner and another miss.
We're throwing this one away.

 

Three corners, three headers unchallenged. All off target. Agh!

 

Important block by Rose. We look a bit all over the place at the back now, which isn't unusual.

 

It looks like turning into the usual bollocks. Defence falls to bits and can't hit a cow's arse at the other end!

 

Milner in the book. Tackled by Rose, then cynically pulls him down.

 

Almost got done on the break...again!...Fernandinho should have hit the target.

 

Eriksen takes a poor free-kick, then gives the ball away with a silly backheel.
Bentaleb ends up with a booking trying to stop the break.

The Dane's having a very poor game so far.

 

Mason's got to score that. ****ing hell.