It got kicked back mate, said I can't be Nordic, I look too normal and the card was registered anyway to a Mr Torres Andre Flo whoever that is, I'd check with the bank mate, sounds like someone here is pretending to be something they are not, like an ex-footballer maybe ..
Stig Tofting sold me that card, the dodgy bastard. remember him? When footballers were interesting.......anyway, let us join man.
Low life's who only want to live on handouts Drug dealers and waste of space teenagers walking around in hoodies thinking they tough.....give them all a good slap and stick them in the army Stop Prison being holiday camps, spend the money on pensioners who worked all their lives All the PC / health and safety crap Buying petrol and having to wait behind some doing their shopping Fly tippers and people/scum who drop litter as they walk along muggers especially those that target the old, scum that stole the brass plaque listing the town's folk that got killed fighting for this country, theft from church's when for the last 300 years people have had less and never robbed church's Kiddie fiddlers Yellow lines so you cant park near the the local shops, where for 40 years previous it was never a problem to traffic Having to press 12 options before you can talk to some company and being charge a premium rate for doing so
Balesballs, you are my bloody hero. You are the champ. A few tiny alterations if you'll excuse me : Low life's who only want to live on handouts (including the entire first team squad at Sunderland AFC) Drug dealers and waste of space teenagers walking around in hoodies thinking they tough.....give them all a good slap and stick them in the army (Alternatively, in some backstreet with Vinegar Joe, Commachio. Billy Cattermole, Amsterdam Roger, Teesside Makem, Typical Juan and doubtless a few other handy lads on here who will not be so forthcoming about their government service). Stop Prison being holiday camps, spend the money on pensioners who worked all their lives. (100% - let them pay the full price of what they chose to do.) All the PC / health and safety crap. (Ooh, you hit a raw one there! I was a knife trainer and the most frustrating thing in the world was that the H&S bitch I used to argue with every single day had the most glorious knockers in the world! Oh man, it was so hard to tell her to f**k off, but I had to do it, the stupid cow! Or perhaps please come a little closer and just shut up - it was such a difficult decision. I'm sure you understand, nature being what it is. ) Et cetera - one of my favourite posts ever, mate. My hero. Enjoyed it thoroughly.
Oh yes..let's all go back to the days when death and injury in the workplace was 20 times what it is now..
There's certain companies/policies that the work place could do without though mate. I agree a lot of it has saved lives, but much of it really is a step too far.
Thats why, as a species we're doomed!!. We are getting more and more clever everyday but common sense is disappearing at an alarming rate!
This and kids who walk round in a daze constantly texting and bumping into people. Oh and ****ers who hog the outside lane when there is no one on their inside. Oh, and ****ers who cold call on the phone with PPI claims, get a real job, ****ers.
People who feel the need to put their dinner on facebook. "AAARGH My man is the cutist fing in hte world, I sed I had a hard day to im on hte phoen on the way home from walk and he had this wathing for me when i worked thru da door... love him"... please log in to view this image ****ING DIVS
Another thing... when I settle down for the night after a days graft and I've made dinner, prepped food and drinks for the next day, then walk into my living room to chill for an hour and my Mrs has fallen asleep on the tv flicker, she's left it on "Keeping Up With The Kuntashians".
You mean stealing, or everything having to be so politically correct... i.e. an Indian, a fat ginger kid and a raging homo in cowboy attire? There's a burqah version knocking around somewhere, although it says 'Ninja' not 'Pirate'.
At this very moment I'm pissed off walking around Middlesbrough town centre looking for pub that isn't full of chavs, or smell of bleach, or has incessant crying babies,or a pub in that isn't a Wetherspoons/Yates/Lloyds pub full of winos ... Think I'll go and sit in the car and read
