With this seasons title all but won we can now turn our minds on to more mundane things like the up coming general election. I've been informed that we have no less than 25 candidates to choose from as if it wasn't bad enough with just three ****ers. I've had some weird and wonderful people knock on my door over the past week or two but one particular one sticks in my mind I was taking a business call when the door bell rang and on opening it there was this suited and booted young man and assumed he wanted to talk about political allegiances, I invited him into the lounge and asked him to take a seat. Whilst I finished my call, minutes later I came into the lounge with a pot of tea my secretary had made and offered him a cup and said 'sorry about that, now want did you want to talk about'? He looked nervous and replied that he didn't know what to say as he was a Jehova's witness and that he had never got this far before! However I now have a sign outside and since have had no more canvassers. please log in to view this image Happy days
Only one thing is certain after every election, some of the names and faces change, and the prices go up.
