Funniest/Unfunniest comedians

I seen Boyle live last year and he was ****e. It was like watching someone reading text message jokes for over an hour

 

we were shouting at him at the secc, he was ragin no wonder the **** tells jokes that you've heard twice already on tv

 

Aye, bet he used the 'classic' any of the Cameroon 1986 world cup squad could be your dad

Tramadol nights was one of the worst tv programs I've seen, better than not going out, miranda, gary tank commander though

 

he said something about fortified wine. cant really remember. it was ****e anyway

 

It's probably just because my higher intellect that those pish shows don't register as being funny

I forgot about Limmys show What a ****ing disaster

Burnistoun is ranked high on the pish comedy shows. I watched one sketch and it was a guy in a shop asking for a roll. It went on for about 10 minutes. My wee brother loves it as well <*****muir>

 

Michael McIntyre - good TV host because he's quick witted, but completely unfunny. Lee Evans - looks like he's about to crap himself so isn't comfortable to watch. Russel Brand - tries too hard but isn't funny at all. Frankie Boyle - if being a **** is funny then he's hilarious. Otherwise, no. All women except Jo Brand - painfully unfunny. Jo Brand - ocassionally amusing. Jason Manford - vaguely amusing for the people with little intelligence. John Bishop - vaguely amusing for people with little intelligence from Liverpool,

 

Joan Rivers
Victoria Wood
Jennifer Saunders for Absolutely Fabulous
Miranda

 

99% of women comedienne's are ****e but still nowhere near as ****e as Johnny Vegas.

I've never heard anything even slightly amusing pass the fat twat's lips!!!

 

I think Victoria Wood's pretty funny but probably a bit dated now. I'd say Sean Lock's the funniest in my opinion.

I can't satnd any of the ones who think that all you have to do to be funny is be offensive. Frankie Boyle's the worst culprit..

 

Bill Baily is very funny.

Can't stand Russell Brand or Russell Howard.

 

Darra O'Breeeeen

Hilarious - FACT

 

why does everycunt hate russel brand? he's funny as ****. that ponderland show cracks me up

 

Funniest: Early Connolly, Eddie Izzard, Milton Jones, Stewart Francis

Unfunniest: post-80s Connolly, current cast of MTW excluding Dara and those mentioned above, all comediennes*

*Lucy Porter and Shappi Khorsandi get special dispensation on shagability grounds

 

she's a paki though? curry lingus

 

0/10 for geographical accuracy - she's Iranian
3/10 for the joke

 

I hate Iranian women.

I love Persian woman though......

 

You're not going to catch me with that one twice.

 

I'd tear her Persian rug to high ****, man.


Andi Osho, while unfunny, would get the boaby.

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Oh aye

 

Best: Jack Dee. Lee Mack. Stephen K Amos.
Worst: Lee Evans. Harry f***king Hill.

Seriously - how does Harry Hill get away with the utter ****e he pumps out? Absolutely misses me completely. Does anyone other than 5 or 85 yr olds find that annoying co ck end funny?