Prediction League The Premier League Prediction Game Thread Of Destiny And Doom!!!

I genuinely forgot I hadn't done it

 

You can't tell me he's not into getting bummed by other men, words fail me.

 

~drum roll~

The final positions for April, and the very last chance to make sure you're in May's top division to win this season's overall title.....

http://www.footballblogdirectory.co... - Latest Standings - Division One.php#table1


and there is only one stand out headline:


Trev pipped at the post in last minute heartache!!!

 

No wonder you took your time to build up for that one.

And who would have predicted that Jakarta and Heed would both go down together - AND both be relegated.

 

Nev's enjoyed that way too much Trev, he might be a wolf.

Clearly if I win the next headline game, I will miss Trev not challenging for the big honours, he'd deserve to being such a fine upstanding individual. However should he not see fit to do the right thing then...

the filthy rat.

So is that correct Nev, I have gone the whole season without being relegated? How many others have managed this ridiculous feat? ****ing hell Lawro has been right up there all season.

 

Even Paul Merson got promoted. Trev must be useless!

 

Yes I believe only yourself and Lawro have achieved the feat. Are you Lawro in disguise?

Its a sad state of affairs that 30% of the players who stand a chance of overall success are Lawro, Paul Merson and Lawro's Guest! A cock, a **** and an imaginary friend. Your perfect night out Pouchy!!

 

I think if Paul Merson ends up winning the overall title we need to invoke JPF rule 146C (otherwise known as the Paul Merson is a **** rule) which states that seeing as Paul Merson is a **** he is not the winner even when he is the winner.

 

Notice how Merson gets promoted when you get to April which is often the most random month for results because of the desperation factor. Finally his moment comes when stupidity is required. I hate the ****. All that cockney rhyming slang on Soccer Saturday? Honestly I'd love to cave his ****ing skull in.

 

Yes so long as you also apply clause 7 part B because there is no way we can let Pouchy win just by being an even bigger ****.

 

I remain confident that Pouchy can only ever win games at Christmas when everybody else is either pissed or busy. There will be no need to invoke the rule!

 

There is only one word that can sum up this injustice, this outrage, this travesty...

 

I know how this guy feels...

 

In other words - "I'm jealous of not only his incredible manhood, but also that he won the true test of the season at Chrimbo when you have the most margin for error. I shall also convince myself and my bot pal Obilittleweiner, that this was due to some kind of social life, when in reality I spend my time squeezing his zits and giving him a reacharound"

I'm the only one to show real staying power with my ever presence in the top flight and will now set about ending as champion forcing you to enforce some bizarre ruling, thus handing me the peoples and moral victory. Indeed I have already been ****ed over by virtue the trophy should be between me and camp Lawro due to ever presence.

I'm not a bitter man though and will accept all judgements with my usual good grace.

Cocksucker.

 

Just realised Obi has voted for me in the headline game, I always said he was alright and had a reasonably normal sized penis.

 

Those not in the top league and so not in with a chance of winning this year's overall title still have plenty to play for, jockeying for position ahead of league restructuring in the summer (subject to Sepp JPF's approval).

http://www.footballblogdirectory.co... - Latest Standings - Division One.php#table1

(names in red are currently heading for league elimination under JPF rule 18d which states that anybody not taking part at all during the last two months of the season will be thrown out of the league and will need to seek re-election along with any newcomers next season).

 

Leicester 1 - 1 Newcastle
Aston Villa 1 - 1 Everton
Liverpool 3 - 1 QPR
Sunderland 0 - 2 Southampton
Swansea 2 - 1 Stoke City
West Ham 1 - 2 Burnley
Man United 3 - 0 West Brom

Chelsea 2 - 0 Crystal Palace
Tottenham 1 - 2 Man City

Hull 0 - 2 Arsenal

 

Thanks for the compliment

 

Its a massive compliment when you consider that the one I see most is my own splitting my good lady in two. Therefore normal to me is huge. Shame you haven't seen yours in 5 years with that belly, but you can't win em all. Or so John Carver told me.

 

Nev he must be spying on us. There's no other way he could know such details.