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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by J๏E.., Apr 29, 2015.

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  1. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Southampton goalkeeper, at around three o clock this Saturday! Although knowing my luck I'll play a blinder!
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Apr 30, 2015
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  2. crumble bungle

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    oh ok then, all the regular posters could have exec boxes and ill chuck in food and drink as well.
    ill go the extra mile and chuck in a couple of lap dancers at half time too, any better?
     
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    crumble bungle, Apr 30, 2015
  3. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    why? we still wont score lol, better off being the ref mate.
     
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    crumble bungle, Apr 30, 2015
  4. Disco down under

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    That might be useful if we were likely to get a shot on target.
     
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    Disco down under, Apr 30, 2015
  5. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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  6. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Even if I was the ref I would still have to boot the ****er in myself!
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Apr 30, 2015
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  7. Blunham Mackem

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    Now you're talking, but don't forget lap-dancing at full-time as well. Let's do a job properly!
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Apr 30, 2015
  8. crumble bungle

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    Aye, full time as well, then suppose you want taxis home as well!
     
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    crumble bungle, Apr 30, 2015
  9. Reggie the Cheddar

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    This! I was racking my brain and came up with dozens of times and places to be but at this very moment I'd either be Pacquiao on Saturday night or Connor whickham on saturday afternoon rarely in life do you truly get give absolutely everything in a situation and people like this have a uniquely primal opportunity in which to do so, modern day gladiators but no spandex in sight!
     
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    Reggie the Cheddar, Apr 30, 2015
  10. Disco down under

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    I'd prefer to be Mayweather Senior and tie Juniors laces together.
     
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