Apparently he's a kiddy fiddler because Dev's read it on some obscure forum. That's proof enough for me. I won't be happy till I have his cock and balls on a plate - along with some mashed potatoes and onion gravy.
I never read it on an obscure forum, someone told me that he heard it off someone else who read it on an obscure forum. In my book that's cast iron evidence.
I burnt down my best friends kitchen because I put a chip pan on and then got watching "Danger Mouse". Completely unaware until all at the same time I got the sense that something hot, bright, and smelly was going on in the room (kitchen) behind me. True story.
I was a 14 at the time and didny know what to do. I actually ran outside and yelled at a passing bloke and he said "put a damp towel over it" and he continued on walking as if a child in danger of a chip pan fire was none of his concern I put a wet towel over it and then burnt my hands taking the chip pan out into the back garden because the smoke was everywhere.
