Off Topic If you could be anyone for 2 hours..

Then who would you be and what would you do..?

There's to many I'd like to be for 2 hours but I'll settle for smug and come on here and wind the crap out of everyone..

Seriously at the moment, I'd love to be a fly on the Kremlin walls..

 

Hugh Heffner.........have a party

 

A hot looking tart, and play with myself for 2 hours
ps Think the Hugh Heffner idea might be the better option, and play with a few more

 

President Dwight D. Eisenhower during the 2 hours in which he made his Suez decision in 1956 (which, in fairness, he later admitted was the worst decision of his life). That one decision tarnished international relationships throughout the western world for the rest of the c.20th, and has never yet healed. An understandable decision, but a tragic one anyway.

Alternatively, Katy Perry's partner ... well, you know how it is ...

 

Aye, but you might have a job remembering what it was about.

 

Bill Gates, then write a big fat cheque to myself and cash the ****er before I change back to me.

 

Einstein

 

My Mrs, just to see how it feels to have to put up with me for 2 hours. She's stood by me through a lot of ****ty days.

Alternatively, somebody way, way, way worse off than me, just so I could truly appreciate my own existence and how lucky I am not to be in their situation, rather than adopting the high-life for two hours, whereby I'd possibly be a bit deflated on coming back to my own life.

 

The very definition of humility!

 

Kylie Minogue's Gynaecologist - but knowing my luck she wouldn't have an appointment in those 2 hours

 

Any of our outfield players this Saturday from around 2pm - I'd put a shift in that's for certain and I'd put a rocket up the rest of them too!!

 

I'd be Kelly Brooke and lock myself naked in a room for 2 hours .

 

fat mike Ashley and close Newcastle down, that would be awesome!!

 

or fat mike again, sign everything over to me, then I would buy sunderland out and build a football club to challenge for trophies.
all the members of 606 would have free season tickets where ever they wanted in the stadium.

 

sorry, sunderland members of 606 lol.

 

Yer cheap bastard Crumble! Why can't we have exec boxes?

 

Ground floor window so I could watch... I don't own any ladders.

 

No problem mate, ill even remove the glass for you.

 

What's the point - you can;t exactly watch as yourself and **** yourself silly over watching Kelly Brook - If you want to do that you lock yourself in a room as Kelly Brook and email the video to the yourself you were before and will be afterwards - I've done some gorgeous birds in my time but they're all in memory now and ****ing to a memory isn;t as good as ****ing to a video (got a couple of vids of the mrs for when I work away)

 

Erm... I'm working away soon