Death Penalty

I thought you wanted me to tell you more....oh wait, you were being sarcastic

 

Aye, it's not like him.

Can't abide sarcasm.

 

I was in Paris a few months ago and some rude black guy was trying to push his way into the subway carriage, I gave him a little shove back and we all had a little sing song.
Had a great day out.

 

Erm, that wasn't a sing song. That was you and your family cursed by voodoo for all eternity.

#notracist
#justsaying

 

I'm not 47 you ****

 

Bateau Mouche

Sad story, I proposed on it, she said yes :'(

 

You know the Paris polis drowned about 100 algerians in the Seine for a giggle

 

big Zidane won't have liked that one bit ^^

 

Quite. 46 stone, give or take a stone.

 

am neither 46 in stones or years,

Yet

 

Ye got glammered, mucker.

 

So, the lesson is don't giggle in Paris?

 

Get yerself a pug.

 

why? I have Dan

 

Whack! Gambol laid low. Again.

 

And don't you forget it

 

To be fair I have often been called pug ugly

 

It's true. He's called that all the time.

 

When I was in Paris about 3 years ago I saw a guy water skiing naked down the river in the middle of winter. I think he was inseine

 

Overdose them on Viagra.

Death by Lethal Erection.