Sometimes I like to walk backwards away from the pan while pishing and see how well I can arc my pish into the bowl.
It's tougher with a boner in the morning. I have to lean forward and rest one hand on the wall whilst attempting to keep the ferocious jet of hot steaming urine in the vicinity of the bog bowl. Tough being a guy. Just ask Tina.
It's murder trying to pish with a stauner. Normally ye get the dual jets at the same time and only one jet can make the bowl at a time
Ssssshhhhhhh I want to make up a sob story for when I sell my ticket for Saturday's match. I'll make more money.
Amazon is ****e. Used to be my first online shopping stop. But I found out, under panic shopping for fuddy a few days before last Christmas when Amazon couldn't deliver until after Christmas, that not only did Argos have the product I wanted, but was cheaper by £20, and I could pick it up next day from a store conveniently 3 miles away from me. This product, a Fitbit, became faulty last week. The rubberised strap had separated from the mount of the Fitbit device. I took it back to Argos yesterday. No questions asked (apart from having the original receipt) they replaced it with new within 5 minutes. Beat that Amazon. Since then, whenever online shopping, I still check Amazon but then check Argos. Argos has been winning every time on price. I would even let Argos slide a little on price for the convenience of them being near for pick up and returns. In short, **** you Amazon, you monolithic soul sucking ****s.
I shop around, it's very rare to find Argos cheaper than Amazon. Argos' returns policy is very good - Amazon is too. You left shopping for fuddy to the last minute - that's hardly Amazon's fault you ****ing twat. xx
Really helpful thread Amazon you say?. Don't suppose you know any search engines to find it , someone mentioned Gaggle or something .
