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'World's fattest man' Pud Mason ready for New York surgery

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A man once dubbed the world's fattest has said having a fiancee has given him new responsibility and fear as he waits for life-changing weight loss surgery. Pud Mason, 54, from Lanarkshire, used to weigh 70 stone (440kg) but has lost about 45 stone (285kg). Mr Mason, who hopes surgery to remove excess skin will shed seven stone (44kg), is engaged to Rebecca Mountain. "I am really worried, because I've got a little bit more responsibility this time," he said. "I just can't wait to get over the recovery period.

    "I'll be glad to take my dog for a walk down the road. I want to start looking for a job, and get on with life." Mr Mason, who used to have £75 worth of takeaways and chocolate delivered to his door daily, is due to have the first operation in New York later, thanks to the donation of time by Dr Jennifer Capla. "The surgeon is going to move the main lump on my right leg, which since Christmas has been infected," said Mr Mason, who has previously undergone gastric bypass surgery. "It feels like I've been carrying somebody around with me.
    "That's stopped me from doing anything - I've been bed resting most of the time so it doesn't flare up again."

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    fookin hell man.
     
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    Apparently his girlfriend stores small furry animals up her snatch. She's making a Molehill out of a Mountain.
     
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    I feel terrible now for laughing at Pud's weight problem, i didny realise it was that bad
     
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    Imagine blasting him up the dung funnel?
     
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    **** off Denny, no **** wants yer ****ey links.
     
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    Better than op ...
     
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    Ps golden rule pumped up the arse
     
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    And reacharound rejected
     
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    Weight the noo...
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    Bald
    Beelin

    That's no me.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I didn't realise you were shy. I've always thought of you as quite bold.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    That's not Pud he lives in Ipswich.

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    Not sure if this is porn .

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    Like the Michelin man
     
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    I bet that leather armchair smells bad.
     
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    What about the crevices in amongst the folds of hideous fat? They should fly the **** to Nepal, a whole village could be sheltered in there.
     
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    They shouldn't waste money on cases like this, just let the **** die.
    If you are too fat to answer the door to collect your meatfeast pizza then tough ****.
    Make him into soap.
     
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    He washes himself with a rag on a stick.
     
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    I saw on tv they had to buy a special bed and even considered air lifting the fat **** on a helicopter with a crane to get him to hospital.
    Yet sick people are denied expensive medicine.
    Sell him to a Zoo or freakshow.
     
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