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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 28, 2015
  2. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    'John, why are you such a fat, ignoramus **** who has no mangerial talent or tactical nous and why do you lick your lips roughly 8 times a minute?'
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    《ring, ring》
    Obi: Hello
    Carver: Howay Obi man like it's me, John Carver, man.
    Obi: <sigh> will this take long? I have some serious eating and drinking to do.
    Carver: Wey naa man. Ahm joost callin' roond fans ta see if there's anything they want te assk us. Anything like. Reet, whoar deeya wantte starrtt?
    Obi: Have you claimed for serious workplace accident John?
    Carver: Seerioos woorkplayce accidunt?
    Obi : Yes, John. Have you claimed on your insurance?
    Carver: Howay man, ahh divvent have woorkplayce inshoorance mind. Anyway, ah havvint had an accidAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH OOOOOHHHHFFFF AAAAARRRRRFGGGHHH OOOOOOWWWWWWWW AAARRRRGGGHHHHH FFFS! UUUUUURRRRGGHHHH UUUURrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....Ahm...not...shure.........ahm....gannin............teee...mak...uurrrrrrrrrr ur!
    Obi: Should have paid for that insurance John. Bye.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 28, 2015
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I'd probably ask him what the festering insides of Fat Mike's colon taste like.
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    Have you forgotten already?
     
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    does it mean every fan has to get up close and personal to get answers from the people that matter
    wouldn't it be better for Carver and most of all Charnley to have an open question meeting with the fans
    a bit like what we are seeing on the tv with all the political leaders
     
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  7. MF SHAK

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    Its a good point. can you imagine Carver under those conditions though, it would be a disaster.
     
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    MF SHAK, Apr 28, 2015
  8. JakartaToon

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    I would say "No John I will not accept the charges".
     
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    JakartaToon, Apr 29, 2015
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    " that's nifty footwork MrBowie fancy a game for Newcastle "

    " John, I'm only dancing "
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 29, 2015
  10. Warmir Pouchov

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    I'd ask him what his favourite curry is and when he will be returning to Canada to manage Toronto.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 29, 2015
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  11. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    I'd ask him if he was taking the ****ing piss
     
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    Sheikh_of_Araby, Apr 29, 2015
  12. Magpie Fozz

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    Only another 49,999 calls to go John....
     
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    Magpie Fozz, Apr 29, 2015
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