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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    How rovers haven't won that league is embarrassing <laugh>
     
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  2. RedorDead

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    Didn't you know it's because of all Barnets penalties and Rovers drawing. It's nothing to do with the fact they are ****e, hopefully FGR ****s them up. Otherwise we will have them crowing over 140 million fans heading to London
     
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  3. Bluebaldee

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    Gosh, what a magnanimous bunch you Reds are! I would've thought the bitterness might have worn off by now.
     
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  4. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Up the Forest Green Rovers!
     
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  5. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
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  6. RedorDead

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    Is someone on their period?
     
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  7. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    What have we got to be bitter about? All rosy here.
     
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  8. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    you'll win the play offs anyway Baldee, let us rip you for a few more weeks please.
     
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  9. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Exactly. There is no way they won't win the play offs. Only missed out by 1 point and everyone else in the play offs looks ****. Still though, You're only getting promoted to the basement league so nothing to get excited about <laugh>
     
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  10. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Just checked and as of this morning we only have 693 season tickets left! Should be plenty of sell outs again next year! Also does anyone know the capacity of the Atyeo?
     
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  11. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Never mind, just found out it's 4,249. So when the stadium is fully built we'll have 22,750 home seats... Think we'll be able to sell that out if we have a big game!
     
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  12. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Barnet sang this on Sunday <laugh>

    "So **** off Bristol Rovers, you lost the league at Dover, you're staying down down down
     
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  13. RedorDead

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    Oh no you mentioned the R word, you know Bluebaldee will be throwing his toys out the pram again
     
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  14. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the drivers door.

    "Is there a problem, Officer?"

    The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"

    The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

    "You don't have one?"

    The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."

    The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"

    "I'm sorry, I can't do that."

    The policeman says, "Why not?"

    "I stole this car."

    The officer says, "Stole it?"

    The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."

    At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what?"

    "She's in the boot if you want to see."

    The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.

    The senior officer says, "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"

    The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem, sir?"

    "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

    "Murdered the owner?"

    The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"

    The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

    The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"

    The man says, "Yes" and hands over the registration papers.

    The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence."

    The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you, sir. One of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner."

    The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"
     
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  15. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    <laugh>
     
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    oh god is the joke thread back
     
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    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    saw that on facebook, not funny as the policeman would ask the bloke to open his boot.

    ****, crap joke Tony I hope you are proud.
     
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  18. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Don't worry ROD, i laughed <ok>
     
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  19. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Is that the best you can do at sarcasm?

    Everyone knows you ain't got any friends so Facebook would be totally wasted on you <doh>
     
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