Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

I used to be a keen bird spotter, loved every minute .........

...... six months later, binoculars confiscated and on the sex offenders register

 

Not everything that Glitters is goldfinch the naas..

 

That's true but as long as the tits are nice I'll always give them a goose

 

I wouldn't mind a gander at that like..

 

Where do I need to wander

 

Just have a ramble through before you decide..

 

Is that in York . . . . or is it the Tightarsed fat git that used to play for Sunderland

 

His name is Bramble, so stop beating about the bush..

 

He's parrentlies been in a few . . . . not necessarily with permission

 

A bit of a thorny subject marra..

 

Did he used to play for Wimbledon and Palarse, amongst others ? . . . . here we go again

 

Well, he was a bit common

 

I think he was from Bulgaria..Or was that his uncle?

 

His mother used to run a brothel - Madame Cholet

 

You deserve a Wellington boot up the arse for that one..

 

As Google often says, did you meen Argyll Bute.

 

I can see a pattern emerging

 

Knit one pearl one.

 

Would that be General Pattern?

 

By George you could be right..