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You Really Do Realise You Are 50 When..................

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ERINBLACK, Apr 28, 2015.

  1. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    ......................you get a letter from the Hospital with an enclosed Bowel Screening Kit. Not read the instructions yet but Dev you must have had a few of these by now. Every two years so I would guess you have had six.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 28, 2015
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The internet: a place for old ****s to reminisce about **** that no one under 50 cares about.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 28, 2015
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  3. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You'll never make 50 so it does not concern you <ok>
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    If it means not turning out like you then thank ****.
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Is it a mirror on a stick?
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Quite. I would not want a fat racist **** like you tuning out to be mild mannered and liberal ER.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 28, 2015
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, an angled welder's mirror.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I've sent lots of ****e in the post. Usually to Ally McCoist to be honest.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 28, 2015
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  9. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    you're lucky. us women get that too, plus we have to go and have our tits squeezed between two things to check for lumps <grr>
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You were wasting your time. He's squandered millions buying in his own **** for the last few seasons.
     
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