Off Topic I'm sorry

Sounds like someone has plenty of experience of ****ting themselves inside MRI machines...

 

tbf it's the only thing to do, there's not enough leverage space for a w@nk

 

Matths videos are different,I'll give him that

 

That's a serious bombshell.

 

Matth - Legend.
The only decent person on this site.

 

"I don't brag, I just have swag, if you know what I mean"

Sorry Matth, not a ****ing scooby

Although you have narrowly beaten off Tom Daley for my favourite coming out video of all time.

 

So Matth likes a cheeky sausage, what a revelation

I blame Moyes

 

Tee-hee-hee

As I'm in work I turned on the auto-captioning and I get some right weird ****. No idea how accurate these are exactly:

"Right good afternoon Catherine here right"
Nice to know your real name.

"Right up a little love personal... I'm not shocked to be honest I'm so pleased with the biggest"


"at this moment right II sectional beacon"
Getting all star trek on us.

Probably more sense in the captions than listening to the video.

 

No, like everything he just likes to make out like he's the only person ever do that. Do we really care?

 

Well this info could have serious ramifications for this week's game of Matth bingo. I'm just a "I'd take a 1-0 now" away from a full house.