Was at game yesterday
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So, moving this stupid thread onto something less fictional...
The Bible... What's the best bits?
The Bible... What's the best bits?
WP turned 6 bottles of wine into water and was ****faced and took over the whole of the shed end, all alone.
Probably where WP 'parts the red sea' where in reality he just fist ****ed a donkey.
I like the bit where Jesus dresses up like a bat and fights crime in Gotham City.
Nileside Pride offered a cup of his own piss to a local boy who he found dying in a field. "drink this young boy it will help you finish ploughing the field".
The boy died later of liver complications.
The parable of the ****-talking div.
The boy died later of liver complications.
The parable of the ****-talking div.
.well there was sheep licking his ma's clunge, in the shed whilst she gave birth to him
With piglets suckling at her titties.
The three wise men, Comm, Bri and Billy stood and waited patiently for a face to pop out of the filthy skanks battered gash, to their amazement, two faces popped out.
They waited for 7 long years before the weird child produced his first words "I have tickets".
No you're right he's a great guy, I'm being a dick.
He thinks you're an idiot by the way.
FFScan't be, he was at the match and you were at a Greenpeace march yesterday
I don't know him maybe he is a nob but he made a few good points, some times I act like a idiot so he is right.