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  1. Tibbers

    Tibbers Active Member

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    I love omelettes but not sure with the chili though. I think I'll have them separately. But I like my eggs with mushroom and gravy.
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Gravy? Perverted ****
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 25, 2015
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gravy? Whit the ****?
     
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  4. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    omelettes should be cheese and onion, and belong in sandwiches with cumberland sausages (preferably using the fat from the sausages). A dollop of heinz firecracker sauce and heinz garlic sauce should garnish it.

    Gravy is sick,
    even for GC
     
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    Big Ern, Apr 25, 2015
  5. Patience

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    ****.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I usually anally insert all my omelette ingredients including the Scotch bonnets then I do 10 jumping jacks to mix them together then after 5 minutes i squat over a preheated frying pan and shart my omelette out like a hero.
     
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  7. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Do you crack the eggs first or prefer them inserted whole?
     
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    Patience, Apr 26, 2015
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I lie on my back with a funnel stuck in my farter. Makes all the difference.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 26, 2015
  9. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Seems sensible, mate. Good on you <ok>
     
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    Patience, Apr 26, 2015
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    Bulgarian breakfast is the way to go lads.
     
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  11. ERINBLACK

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    baked bean omelette for this man at C & A.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 26, 2015
  12. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    anyone else a wee bit concerned about Gerry's absence?
     
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  13. ERINBLACK

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    no.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 26, 2015
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    He's in South Africa and said he wouldn't have internet access. He might have made that up himself though...
     
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  15. Tina.

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    thanks Dan lol xx
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Mods, ban this sicko.
     
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  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Poison umbrella omelette ?
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 30, 2015
  18. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    CLOSE THE BASTERDING THREAD!!!!

    The OP can't even spell OMELETTE FFS.

    Typical coon-shagging taig
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Apr 30, 2015
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  19. Patience

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    <confused>

    BASTARDING
     
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    Patience, Apr 30, 2015
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    Glesga word...
     
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