Match Day Thread Newcastle United v Swansea - Official Buildup/Matchday Thread

Carver is thick as ****. He should be dropped head first from Byker Wall, then just for the fun of it, do it again. Clueless ****ing hobbit. Should have been sacked after his Rocky Balboa impression at Southampton. Has the tactical nous of a ****ing Albanian goat herder and needs to shut his ****ing mouth. How the **** he has a job is beyond me.

 

Ignore tags mate, they don't mean anything

 

So.. I'm sensing you don't really rate him too highly?

 

I am a bit concerned that this board has been taken over by the John Carver Fan Club!!

 

Just a tad

 

It is indeed very concerning. To make it worse Windy and BRS seem to have been morphed into a single entity such is their love for JC.

 

I come to praise Carver not to bury him. I think he is actually a secret leader of the Ashley out campaign who by his ridiculous utterings and crap management is encouraging fans to join the boycott. I am worried though that Ashley will find this out and replace him with a proper coach before he has finished his work.
I think BRS and Windy Mag are actually Ashley-collaborators who have been tasked by Ashley with the job of undermining Carver's position to ensure his eternal control over the club.
I think if Carver succeeds he should be guaranteed a permanent position with the club - lifetime Cone Putter Outerer or something similar and a statue built outside the former sports direct shop.

 

Iiiiiiiiiiiiits matchday!!!!!!!!

I have a positive feeling about today.

We will only get beat by on or two for a change.

 

You going or have you sold your ticket for a profit and pretending you are taking part in the boycott. I will be watching on telly but with my eyes shut.
Reckon we will win this and then push on for a European place.

 

I'm going to watch it later on MOTD but with my back to the TV.

 

Its people like us that are the heart and soul of the Ashley Out campaign.

 

Exactly! Us and MrTiote.

 

I've just named my new dog after Ashley, I admit Fat C@nt is a tad unusual but it raises a few eyebrows in the village when call for him.

 

I might take on a **** on my tv in protest, might even smear on the walls, depends on how I'm feeling at the time.

 

You lads boycotting today's game too?

 

I am.

That way I can post on here and vote Valley.

 

Was mean to be away in Manchester.. So gave my ticket away... Manchester has been postponed but a mate had a spare in the plat club so i took it.
I will boycott the sausage rolls this game from my post seat..

 

Many fans say they are going to protest, stay away etc but don't follow it through.

You got my support lads, even though Obi is a twat

2-1 to the Swans.

 

2-1 to the Magpies

 

Team. Krul, Janmaat, Willo. Colo, Anita. Colback, Raylor, Cabella, Perez, Rivierre, Jonas.