Pirate of the Caribbean - the story of a solitary bloke, on his ship, alone, with nothing at all to do.
Ah I see! Didn't really read the title, just saw a bunch of people ****ing about with film name and went with what felt right.
Buzzing, we've signed Gundogan. The film where United critics are forced to eat their own words and admit we were never doomed without CL football.