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Biggest Marathon Dick

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Apr 24, 2015.

  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It's the London marathon this weekend and, no doubt, there will be all sorts of attention whores running in ridiculous costumes. Feel free to show your contempt for these dickheads by posting the most egregious examples here. I'll get the ball rolling with this dozy bint who'll be running as a picture of the Mona Lisa.

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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wait! That's the Mona Lisa running! But it's not! It's some kind of mean trick!

    Semtex will sort that out.
     
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  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Monas tits look huge in that.

    Wid.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I knew a burd called Mona.

    She wiz. In every way.
     
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  5. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    it's all they've been talking about on the English radio stations in the morning this week
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I think it's fantastic. People pushing themselves to the limit to raise money for good causes. Fair play to all of them <applause>
     
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  7. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    there's a lot raising funds for geordies and belgium, Dan <whistle>
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You need a novelty act in every great event!

    Joking apart I like people's passion for these things. When I did a walk a couple of years ago I was walking beside 2 women doing it for Save the Trees and a few for Battersea Cats and Dogs Home - now that's showing some conviction for your beliefs <yikes>
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Save the Trees <laugh>
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    It was brilliant <laugh>. I am a cruel bastard though - I giggled when someone doing it for Help for Heroes sprained his ankle
     
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Speaking as a person who has run 17 marathons kudos to those who do them in fancy dress. Making a **** of yourself for 26 miles takes some bottle.
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm running it this year.

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  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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  15. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I did a marathon once...


    Took me a fortnight to pick the peanuts from my foreskin .
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Done a 100k walk and 3 peaks and have to agree. Hard enough without dressing like a piece of household furniture <yikes>
     
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  17. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You wearing a costume ?
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Nope
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    What has a hazelnut In every bite?

    Squirrel ****.
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    One of the newbies on here is called Mona.
     
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