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The Greatest Politician of Our Time...Wid Ye ?

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  1. gas

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    Ah Wid :grin:
     
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    gas, Apr 24, 2015
  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Her xenophobic minge would no doubt ruin your favourite appendage.

    Luckily for me am Scottish and ah wid.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Apr 24, 2015
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    Ad rather **** Salmond after he done a kebab n Guinness ****e ...
     
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    Null, Apr 24, 2015
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    She would bite your cock off and spit it back in your face.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Apr 24, 2015
  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Wrong politician...

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    ManDingo 20"/20", Apr 24, 2015
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  6. gas

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    Lucky for me I'm one quarter Scottish. I think my cock is mostly Jock cos it's a hard uncompromising bastard, is quite menacing and still wants to remain in the UK. <somersault>
     
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    <yikes>
    Looks like a Korean warlord.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Apr 24, 2015
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    Ah wid
     
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    gas, Apr 24, 2015
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She'd suck you dry and blow you out of her arse.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 24, 2015
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  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    You won't be laughing when Scotland gets independence and your cock suffers an awful case of instant, terminal limpness.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Apr 24, 2015
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    She strikes me as the type of woman who wouldn't STFU during love-making. You'd be approaching the vinegar strokes, and she'd be hectoring you about not taking the bins out.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 24, 2015
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    Or telling you in an independent Scotland you be right up her ronson!
     
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    Null, Apr 24, 2015
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    she was being interviewed last night on telly, one of those things following about her 'everyday life'.

    I didn't know she was married. Her man looks feart of her.

    She looks like a dyke and he looked like a fat ****.
     
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    Tina., Apr 24, 2015
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Roof, she'd gie ye a right hard shag.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 24, 2015
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Naw she widne cos she's a rug muncher. She is the spit of that wee pug from Jiffy's vid.<yikes>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 24, 2015
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    Sounds like a perfect partnership.
     
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    it's ina and jeffrey garten all over again
     
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    Tina., Apr 24, 2015
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    Ah huv but ah didnae want to.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 25, 2015
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    True, it smells bad, has no teeth and barely gets any time in the sun <whistle>
     
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