SPUDS HEADLINE GAME

The competition just continues to deliver. Will those who boycotted the game boycott the chance to submit a Headline capturing the essence of the boycott? Will those who attended also submit Headlines which Geoffrey would be proud of? Time to find out.

Rules as before:

1. One entry per person.
2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Thursday 23/04/15
3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.

 

Carver Kaned by Spurs

 

Toon Tonked As Spuds Go Mashing On

 

Always good to see your continued efforts to achieve that glorious win ACS even if you're fighting the odds, Comrade.

 

DisUnited On and Off The Pitch as Toon Descends Into Freefall

 

Wish we had Pardew!

 

Krul shows solidarity with fans by not turning up either.

 

Toon bashed up the hoop by Hot-Spurs

 

I see you've gone for the "crude bit of sexual innuendo" headline for this game.

 

You know what they say Trev. If you can't beat em...

Take them down the back alley where nobody can see and beat the **** out of them there

To be honest it just saddens me to see a great man like yourself, have his pride and joy trampled on by a bunch of lager loutish heathens. However I'm all about winning as you all know and will stoop to whatever level is required

 

Carver Boycotts Tactics - Again!

 

Stoop? Stoop? I thought you were actually punching above your weight as the saying goes.

Would love to see Obi try to do that.

 

Happy to try.

I just need a willing volunteer to be punched. I think Pouchy seems quite keen









By the way, did I mention that I've fought for England at karate?

 

Must have been a big belt.
I know another karate master in yorkshire...he is 8th Dan I think and he's also a really fat bastard also.
Small world.

 

Boy cuts toon defence apart as Carver gets another Kane-ing

 

Same Old Bollocks Just Fewer Fans

 

MORNING TREV! Wakey wakey!

 

We are gonna end up with a fixture pile up and several headlines merging into one if Trev doesnt get his act together.

 

They will allbecome TOON LOSE AGAIN

 

YOU HAVE A LITTLE LIE IN AND THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE KNOCKING AT THE DOOR.

Anyway, as always happens at the end of the season, there's a fixture list pile up.

Were the Spuds hot or were the Magpies flying in cloud cuckoo land and will JC just have "banter" when chatting with the paying public?

Can ACS recover from losing another game, can he show his hairy backside in Fenwick's window, is Fenwick's window big enough for ACS's hairy backside? Or who really believes he exists?

Forget all your worries as it's time to pick the shortlist from another tip top list.

Rules as before

1 One vote per person
2 No voting for yourself
3 Voting ends Wednesday 29/04/2015 at 9.00pm
4 top 3 go into Final vote
5 Any disputes and JPF Rule 46 applies