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Hatton Gardens Vault Heist

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Images of the hole drilled by thieves into the vault at a Hatton Garden safe deposit company over Easter have been released by the Met Police.Pictures show the damage caused by burglars in order to get access to Hatton Garden Safe Deposit Ltd in central London.

    In the vault, discarded safety deposit boxes, power tools, including an angle grinder, and concrete drills and crowbars can be seen. The image shows the hole made using a heavy duty drill, model hilti DD350. It measured 50cm deep, 25cm high, 45cm wide and 89cm tall.

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    Police are looking into it.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 22, 2015
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    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Future news:

    A 67 year old man from Garelochhead is found murdered tomorrow. He accidentally cuts his head off while shaving. Police Scotland said there is evidence of heavy drug use and unusual rectal stretching.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 22, 2015
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    A quality blag, top marks.

    A certain ex cozzer seems to know a lot about it :bandit:.
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 22, 2015
  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Why are you telling me this? Is Gairloch not up north in the boondocks?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 22, 2015
  5. DevAdvocate

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    I'm sure they are just doing a remake of "Sexy Beast".
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 22, 2015
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    Dagnamit. Remind me where you live so I can edit it.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 22, 2015

  7. DevAdvocate

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    You have the wrong age and the wrong locus <laugh>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 22, 2015
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    Post #2 edited <badger>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 22, 2015
  13. DevAdvocate

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    : to refuse to show that you hear or see (something or someone)
    : to do nothing about or in response to (something or someone)
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 22, 2015
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    Phoned many a meatfeast to Russ' gaffe.

    Your missus must have been going mental!!

    "RUSS - THAT'S ANOTHER PIZZA!! PLEASE STOP SMOKING THIS ORGANIC SOAPBAR!! YOUR MUNCHIES ARE COSTING US A FORTUNE!"

    "Hold on, I'm on the phone to Mark Guidi!! I'll deal with this in a minute! *squeaky voice*

    ^^^ Actual recording from Chez Provo ^^
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Apr 22, 2015
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    Never got them, that explains why the wife's putting on the weight.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 22, 2015
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    For ****'s sake, will someone give Dev some credit for his 'Police are looking into it' gag so that the poor man can go and enjoy his dinner?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 22, 2015
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  17. DevAdvocate

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    At last <applause>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 22, 2015
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I didny get it. Something about boring perhaps?
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

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    It's a variation on an old joke, A hole has appeared in Dulwich High St. Police are looking into it.

    I'm an enviromentally friendly comic, I recycle all my jokes.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 22, 2015
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    fuxake Dev, I didny expect ye to miss that one <laugh>

    My joke about your joke was "boring" :huh:
     
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    Gambol, Apr 22, 2015
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