Off Topic Election Campaign

Seeing as I am running for mod. I want to put a list of campaign promises together, seeing as you are all experts on Sisu I am open to all suggestions.

To preempt Tobes who even stooped so low as to copy my Fukushima meltdown gag due to lack of imagination, my first promise to you all is weekly #meltdowns.

My second promise is to sticky every Conspiracy thread I have ever created, and sticky somoe new ones. (Open to suggestions for new Conspiracy theories I haven't picked up on yet)

have I missed anything I can add to my manifesto?





I think it's fair to assume the only vote I will get will be from Tobes

 

What are your views on the Water charges and Denis O'Brien getting the contract to install the meters a full 2 weeks before the company he bought existed.

Your answer shall determine my vote

 

How do you pronounce the word "scone" ?...your reply will decide my vote.

 

Skon ... eye eight de skon

 

Water charges are another IMF ECB tax and another step towards privatisation of EU national resources to transfer the assets of "The People" to private transnational corporations because Irish water will be sold as soon as everyone is metered up via a tiny legislation alteration that can be voted on and once voted in will allow the department of the environment to transfer their 50% of Irish water shares to the department of finance who own the other 49.99% of shares and then Irish Water will be sold, and prices will go up every year from there on as well as water quality getting worse year on year.

A Judge said in a previous court case that Denis O'Brien almost certainly bribed the current ruling party in Ireland to get the mobile licences in the past. Denis O'Brien bought siteserv a year before the water meter tender, siteserve had 100m debt to a bank bailed out by "the people" wiped off, but not for you, you get to pay that hundren million back, but not Denis. Seimens offered to install the meters for free and provide all the expertise as they already provide managed water services, saving the Irish tax payer billions, 10's of billions actually, but the Irish government said, no we have a guy (Denis the Menace who owns nearly all of Irish media) a guy with no experience in utility services and no money to fund siteserve or Irish water, who will get the metering contract. Then the Irish government proceeded to strip the local councils of cash and dip into slim cash reserves and give billions to Irish water to spend on laughing Yogo, bonuses, company cars, 20k for a logo I could make with MS paint,.. to go buy overpriced poor quality water meters that are installed outside our garden giving access to anyone with a socket wrench, to the water flowing into your house whilst having the Garda batter old people and kids who oppose water meter installation.

Which is because Irish people actually already pay for water through 5, yes 5 previously created charges to cover the cost of managing the water infrastructure. Meaning the 1.2 BILLION the Irish people already pay for the water system, went to the ECB instead, as well as funded the free bar in the dail, parties in the UK for Joan the moan buton and her cronies all while they take medical cards from kids with Downs syndrome AND heart consitions.

Did I miss anything

 

it'(s gone)

 

Genital warts!

 

You sir are a leftie loony

Signed: Herr Enda Kenny, Dame Joan Burton , and D.O'B.

 

I sir have no affiliation to any label. I think for myself.
I don't believe in labels, I believe in good decisions

 

Sir I find your idea interesting, please elaborate

 

So you understand why you're not getting the mod job?

 

Keep it down or the thought police formerly an garda siochana will kick in your door a 7 in the morning for not towing the government line.

 

I think we all know I am not getting the mod job. This is for a bit of craic

 

That's fine sir, I am registered as living at the house next door.

 

Who's Craic?

 

Sir I think you have mistaken 'crack' with 'craic'.


Meet me at the pub later and I'll get you a 50 bag

 

A damned good plan

You cant have any , youre not Irish . Thems just the rules

 

See having the craic rule 14b.

 

Yes, I'm a councellor for the Green party.

 

What's your view on UK's continued membership of the EU, and the free movement of citizens of countries like Poland, and Romania into the Uk? What is the economic case for staying in the EU? How do we know that climate change is not some conspiracy and in actual fact not happening?

Any persuasive but succint concise answers for us voters?