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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/u...er-sacked-after-being-filmed-5557811#rlabs=13

    A footballer was sacked after being videoed having sex with a supporter in the dugout after a game.

    Jay Hart has spoken of his shame after the story was revealed by our sister paper The Mirror .

    The striker - who played for Evo-Stik Division 1 North side Clitheroe FC said: “I’ve made a big error.

    “I’m ashamed and want to apologise to everyone at Clitheroe Football Club and to my family.”

    The incident happened after Clitheroe lost 4-1 to Mossley AFC - in a game that was billed as “Ladies Day” to attract more fans.

    Hart, who was once at Blackburn Rovers ’ academy, insisted he had no clue who his dugout lover was.

    He added: “It was just a woman from Mossley. It was ‘Ladies Day.’”

    <laugh> Got pumped, so he got pumping!
     
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    Null, Apr 22, 2015
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 22, 2015
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    there's a video of him shagging her. she's a big tank <rofl>

    I've got it on me phone.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 22, 2015
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    Perform a miracle JC and get it posted on here. :grin:
     
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  8. Patience

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    <laugh> Same here - I tried posting it but it wouldn't upload.

    She's got some gunt on her, it's swinging about whilst he's riding her, and he's about half the size <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    when he spots the camera he bursts out laughing. broad daylight too <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 22, 2015
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    Aye but for the first 12 seconds of the video he's acting like he's in a porno with this ****ing beast bouncing off him <rofl>
     
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    Patience, Apr 22, 2015
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    Clever title pud
     
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    Shawswood, Apr 22, 2015
  12. Otto Flayshow

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    I don't understand why pumping some bird 'brings the club down'. Are people not supposed to have sex? He's a footballer not a monk, FFS.

    P.S. Get the vid posted you ****s. <grr>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    he did it in the dug oot wae his kit oan <rofl>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 22, 2015
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    The game was on BT Sports, I was glued to it.
     
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