The hot pot could be a goer too, Pie n Mash has a shot but sandwiches are pretty much served every day.
Looks like they're gearing up for this special occasion at the pub across the road from my hotel. I tried their new guest beer; "George and Dragon" last week, urgh, think it was off, maybe leftover from St Georges Day 2012. Speaking of which, time for a pint methinks.
St George's day. Knafeh with Walnuts Chicken Musakhan with Maftoul. Stuffed Date Mammoul. Coffee with Cardamom and After death mints.
The Nigels will eat Cucumber sandwiches, drink a dash of Pimm's with lemonade, and suck a delightful 5" erect black penis for dessert.
A big plate of disappointment. Byraway, duck-billed platypuses are highly venomous creatures. Their venom ****s you for life and leaves you in a kind of *****ish state. On an entirely unrelated topic, Nev once went to Australia and had a close encounter with a duck-billed platypus.
We are relying on you to report back on the quality of the Yorkshires. And the roast spuds. And the gravy. This is the holy trinity on which England's signature dish depends. Incidentally, boiled spuds are for ****ers. Any of that and the whole thing's a massive fail.
Tomorrow when it's been served, I may even have some. I had spotted dick once before...but my doctor gave me some cream for it.