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Losing the will to live.

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TurkeyToon, Apr 19, 2015.

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  1. TurkeyToon

    TurkeyToon Active Member

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    These days I can hardly be bothered to try and muster up enough interest and energy to even type anything about this club anymore. But I will try.. Today was another pathetic example of everything that is wrong with this team. With the exception of Janmaat, who even had an off day today, the rest of the team were a bunch of spineless, useless, brainless twonks!! I cant be arsed to think of any more insults to describe them. A pile of steaming shiiite!!!
    Thank You
     
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  2. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    I'd also give Perez and Colback some credit in fairness. If we are relying on Gouffran, Taylor, Williamson, Obertan, Anita and Ame-****ing-obi next season I will not be watching.
     
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  3. Seabass

    Seabass Well-Known Member

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    I'm not from the area but when I was young I went to watch Newcastle Utd and I was hooked. While all my friends supported man u or arsenal I was proud to be the odd one out, a toon fan. I loved supporting a club I saw as having proper personality, a club full of characters and top notch fans. Right now in every way nufc is so far away from the club I have enjoyed supporting for all these years. It just makes me sad. For all the locals it must be heartbreaking.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    It doesn't matter where you are based mate.
    Bleeding black and white makes us all the same.
     
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  5. Gordonthetoony

    Gordonthetoony Well-Known Member

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    I saw my first match in 1956 and enjoyed great times, especially being at the Fairs Cup Finals, and some horrible times when we nearly went down to the then 3rd Division, however , I can not recall a time I felt like I do now.
    The club management couldn't give a monkey's about the club or the fans so long as it's making Ashley money. I can't recall our entire coaching staff being so poor and the results of all our teams since Carver took over is scanderlous with barely a win between them from U18's upwards. Carvers record since 1st Jan looks like a Welsh towns name, LLLWDDLWLLLLLL, despite this he still believes he's the man for the job. Deluded fool.
    As the Moody Blues once sang " Go Now " and save further humiliation, and take the other idiots with you. This of course won't happen but I've reached the stage now when I don't give a f..king damn.
     
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  6. scotstoon

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    Some people supported the protest, some didn't. The "official" gate of 47,000 is lies. What i would say to the people who went were you happy with that performance, are you happy to "support" this current crop of players who are either not good enough or cannot be bothered. As Gordonthetoony, many supporters now do not give a damn. That for a club with the best most loyal supporters in the land. That is the true statistic that Ashley has created. We are slowly but surely dying under this man.
     
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  7. Toon_Man_Sam1

    Toon_Man_Sam1 Well-Known Member

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    I was in the kitchen pouring a brandy as colback scored, Mrs called into me to tell me and then 30 secs later to tell me I was missing the replay, i really just dont care anymore. There were times as a kid I would litterally jump out my seat and run up the hall way, im kinda sick of it all, even put £10 at 100/1 on us going down a couple of weeks ago just so if it does go to crap, at the very least i get a grand. Wont get anywhere near those odds atm tho
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    I actually celebrate when the opposition [apart from the Mackems] score against us. Us scoring doesn't bring me any joy anymore.[/QUOTE]
     
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  9. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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    If you did this on the exchanges then you can trade out for about 40s by laying the relegation for a tenner and you have a free bet worth £600 if they drop.
     
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  10. Gordonthetoony

    Gordonthetoony Well-Known Member

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    Carver saying the players were not good enough, well seeing as he picks the team I'd say he himself is to blame for constantly picking them.
    Anyone can see that Taylor, Gouffran, Obertan, Ameobi, Williamson,are not good enough for the PL so why keep picking them? As we are the worst performing team in the PL, not knowing when our next win is coming, I'd make this suggestion. Drop the lot of them and bring in the likes of Armstrong, Kemen ( rate this lad ) Roberts and give them a run. We can't do any worse than what we are providing at present and at least these lads would give a sh.t. and try.
     
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  11. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Steve's still 1/10 with BetVictor, only they and SkyBet seem to be even offering odds (1/3).
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'm normally against throwing youngsters to the wolves :)rolleyes:) when your manager and senior players have dug you a hole. They learn nothing being slaughtered. However I think Roberts, Kemen, Armstrong, and Satka all have more to offer than some of this lot.
     
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    I wanna see Heardman play. The lad is the same height as Andy Carroll and with our direct play of completely missing the midfield out with long balls, Id rather get a kid with some height on the pitch who might have a chance of winning a knock on. It would also give us an alternative option to williamson with attacking set plays.
     
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  14. Lord Jonjomort

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    Didn't Carver spout some sh!t about "needing to find a way to get two strikers on the pitch". Honestly, I didn't think anyone could spout more garbage than Pardew, but Carver for my money is the worst manager we've had since Sky bankrolled football.
     
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    Seabass Well-Known Member

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    I just laughed when I heard that interview. honestly how he has ended up as a football coach I will never know.
     
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    I'm convinced Carver was deprived of much needed oxygen when his mother shat him into this vile, disgusting world.
     
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    I honestly thought Kinnear would hold that title for decades, centuries even, but I don't know, cr*p managers at NUFC seem to be coming around like buses now :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  18. TurkeyToon

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    If these bloody rumors about Carver turn out to be true then THATS IT!! I am finished with this club under this regime. You have to be either out of your mind to appoint the FAT GOBLIN as head coach, or you are such a vindictive barrstard that you want to punish a whole city for being horrible to you when you think you have saved us from oblivion!! Rot in Hell you FAT CNUT!!
     
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