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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Diirty fat **** stirring bastard.

    Evening Obi how's things?
     
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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Good thanks. How are you, hairy arse?
     
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  3. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    VILLAGERS, BOO!

    Woe is us, oh, woe is us. Last night one of our flock was attacked and killed. In his last words, dictated in sign language due to so much of his face being missing when I stumbled across his bloodied form last night, the Rt. Hon. LessHopeThanNeville, MP, "said"....

    "You don't know which of you I went for - but I found the wolf!! Sadly he ate my tongue first and I can't name him, only point in his general direction. The rest is up to you. Good luck!"

    As he raised his arm to point, there was nought but a bloody stump, so I'm afraid to say there is still among us a wolf in sheep's clothing.
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    So this means we are not allowed know who nev saw

    Can you confirm Rolando what part exactly is his words and which is yours?

    We need to know if"you don't know which of you I went for" is his words
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Known town afc

    Left

    Mito

    Tge

    Bobbyd


    1 in 3 choice. We all know who was supposed to be investigated last night

    We read I found the wolf

    This means our first port of call is nevilles posts of last night to see if we can figure out who he would have investigated

    So first logic = Bobby

    Next discussion was me or gte for investigate but let's all read back and see if there is a clue
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I'd like afc to read back posts from at least 6:30 pm and tell us why he thinks
     
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    afcftw Well-Known Member

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    At the moment I'm pretty certain the other wolf is bobbyD but I'll reread the last handful of pages incase I've missed something.

    If MITo or TGE is the other wolf you've played a blinder lol
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    You are the known innocent so have to call it so there is no doubt

    The scenarios today are

    1. 3v1 on wolf

    2. We lynch a town the wolf kills another and its wolf win

    3. Split town vote 2-2 and as wolf can only vote away from himself he cannot switch = mass suicide . Not sure who wins

    4. Worst case neither up for vote is wolf (I say this as you might pick tge, Bobby and focus on them) this is me saying again I know I am innocent but you do not. Again this should be proof I'm doing far more than a wolf would to help you as if I were wolf all if need to to gently agree it's Bobby and follow you voting


    I think you should check back and see if you can figure nev out I think after the week I can but can you?
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Actually one more is

    2 v 1 vote on wolf, tge turns up and vote for me the it's 2v1v1 wolf can then switch to tie it

    Wolf wins

    ......

    Basically once afc you say what you think I have to go with it cos you are town vote. Honestly all of us do though you've missed the game and we have seen it happen

    If we really don't agree I suppose we will speak up but the town must align today and that's with your vote
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Also the person who put on bin dippers in the tags is a scumbag and I find it offensive
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I have been checking

    I have not got any evidence that Bobby or MeV have been on yet but acs has been so tags.... We'll make of them what you will
    I had hoped nev would be on with one but I wanted to check and I think he's not been on by looking at his profile
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    how can a dead wolf tag?
    Like I said ignore the tags la.
    MITO- I'll let you use me veet now I'm dead.
    It's on the side near the window in our lair.
     
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    I'm going to wait for TGE to get in before i comment further. Just reviewing a bit of evidence.
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Ah come on. You have been making tags all along and honestly anyone can tag

    I mention it and the tags go nuts
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Final word until afc posts

    Someone deleted everything but the tge tag

    I hope you saw the it was not Bobby tag. They also deleted the other 3 tags saying all three of us were wolves
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    ~Meanwhile, the song the Seer chose for his funeral plays quietly in the background~

     
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    BobbyD President

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    **** it in going to throw it out there before TGE has come in.

    Firstly i may be making a giant mistake but i guess i should let you both defend yourselves. Firstly to AFC, we are the innocent ones. NEV very clearly said he was investigating one of mito or TGE and that investigating me was a waste of time as if Nev didn't find anyone then you guys were going to lynch me anyway.

    Nev did find a wolf last night Ergo it is not me.

    Which leads me to believe MITO is the wolf. Here is my conjecture as to why MITO is the wolf.
    1. For someone so smart and asking so many questions and "helping" town throughout the game, why would he not see this and first point the finger at me
    2. MITO is trying to palm the decision off to you AFC rather than really helping us
    3. I believe ACS is their weak link wolf, this guy talks too much and this is where it really falls over. page 68, post 1352, ACS is trying to frame me and TGE. Why would a wolf frame their own and one innocent, does not make sense, he would be framing 2 innocents. Now today in page 71 post 1412, he's trying to frame MITO after he's a known wolf. Coincidence? I think not i think that is a massive double bluff so that we would think ACS is lying and won't lynch MITO.
    4. Thinking back to the normal days when we had a full town, at what point did we ever lynch a wolf with MITO's help the answer is NEVER. Fair enough its actually quite hard to lynch a wolf with those odds but its funny under MITO's direction we never really got one. I can't remember the votes exactly and i cant be arsed to go back and check but i don't think the Wolves of Funkey and ACS were under any danger until Obi fingered ACS and Valley. Even then MITO voted Valley. It took Nev to come out as the seer before we actually made any traction.

    The only things playing on my mind as to MITO's innocence is that he came out with the lowly villager tag reference and that Wolves don't normally come out to the open and talk as much as him. Also i asked Nev to investigate TGE but obviously he didn't have to listen to me?

    Anyone else (Except maybe astro) and i would be pointing my finger at TGE. But knowing what a criminal master mind MITO (he was gamesmaster for 2 of them) and how hard ACS is trying to finger MITO as a wolf (which is just to obvious that we would not want to believe it which is something a really smart wolf would do, and TGE and MITO have been proper smart to avoid any serious suspicion) my vote is on MITO. what do you have to say boys?
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Good effort but you've sealed it for me

    I was worried that tge was wolf but not so much now

    Why?

    I have a direct question for him lined up and will ask when he is on

    Therefore as I said to nev twice and as I said about you yesterday it's up to you add to call it

    Again tags deleted but the one tge made

    This is IMO just wolves trying to sew confusion

    I'll say again I am innocent and have gone out of my way to go extra mile in ensuring everyone in game looked at me, add included today!
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    The problem above is the direct question I asked immediately today..... To Rolando

    What were exact words. As nev said it was not someone we'd know he investigated and I wanted to know if that was artistic as I asked previously or no

    If Bobby wants to use the big wolf part but not the worrying part that is at least interesting
     
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  20. BobbyD

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    Wow if that is your defence mito then thats signed sealed and delivered for me
     
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