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wayne rooney never scored against mourinho

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  1. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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  2. Chelsea Pensioner

    Chelsea Pensioner Well-Known Member

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    No idea, but it's true for yesterday .
     
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  3. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Rooney scored with my granny. Her name is Maureen, does that count.
     
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    King Ossie64 Well-Known Member

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    I've heard of people wearing
    I've heard of people wearing knickers on their head whilst in the act but Rooney has to be the first to wear Colleens minge piece on his nut. <laugh>
     
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  5. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Don`t think Rooney has ever played against Mourinho (unless it was a charity match). did Jose play in defence or goal?
     
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  6. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Har Dee Har Har
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Rooney likes grannies' lose gash because he likes to re-enact being born again, obviously you know what that entails
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  8. Bristol Blue

    Bristol Blue Well-Known Member

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    Whose minge piece will Rooney be wearing on his head in 2017?......

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