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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Actually, when the facts are laid before me like that it does look like Bri is being stitched up to high heaven here.
    I'm gonna take a close look at Mito and Hacky now.
    They are really starting to guide opinion for some reason.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I think most are now in agreement that it's a straight choice between whether you believe Less Than's story or FUNKY'S facts.
    Strip away all the smoke and mirrors and its a two horse race this one.
    My original position, given Less Than's incessant hounding of me these past few days will not change.
    If Funky goes it will be a big mistake.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I'll send over some mint sauce for LHTN to add to your backside when he sits down to dine later on. :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    But that is the problem. You haven't played the perfect game. far from it. You have been inconsistent and erratic - that is why you were investigated.

    Rightly or wrongly, you also made me suspicious by appearing to me to have tried to deflect attention away from Albert - who I still believe deleted those tags (not that it matters anymore).

    You also came up with a very bizarre reason for nominating Valley saying that you thought he thought you were the Doc or the Seer? Based on what evidence? And so what if he did? That made no sense to me.

    Ultimately, my reasons for suspicions don't need to be logical. Anyone in an investigator role has to rely to an extent on hunches and gut feelings. I went with mine about you, believing that you had been inconsistent enough to warrant it - and it paid off.

    If I am the Seer then there is no doubt you are a wolf. Obviously people cannot just take my word for the fact I am the Seer which is why I have left a trail of clues throughout my posts during this game. Yes they are tenuous, but if they hadn't been I'd have been dead by now!
     
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    There is still the possibility that MITO and GTE are colluding - but not to stitch up Funky.

    I know for a fact that Funky is a werewolf and you seem to be very clearly staking your own survival in with his. If the small possibility that you are innocent is in fact true then this move is a big mistake. Your support of funky will scream out that you are a wolf once he is exposed as a wolf. This would guarantee your death next. As an innocent would have been willing to look at both sides more openly then I can only assume that my earlier suggestion of investigating AFC tonight and then you has got you running scared so that you know it is all or nothing tonight.

    There are questions of others I want to ask later on before deciding who to investigate - but you defending Funky certainly makes me think I am already on the right track to force you into such a bad mistake.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I stake nothing mate. I'm more sure that you are playing the board (as Obi tried to do at the death) than of Bri being a wolf. The only conclusion is that you are a wolf.
    On Bri.. as you are siding against him based on your continual assertion that he is a wolf then it follows that if he isn't a wolf you are.]
    For the avoidance of doubt, I'm not saying I know either of you are one of the other 100%.
    I'm merely making a 50/50 choice based on gut feel and percentages.
    If you hadn't stuck a fluffy picture of me by your bed so early in the game you wouldn't have come to my attention. Bri has had what you may call 'normal' to average interactions on this thread where you have literally been camping on it trying to guide board opinion.
    Based on all of that I voted for you.
    If I were a Warewolf I'd probably lump straight on Bri for tonight... and try some smoke and mirrors for the next day to try to 'live' another day... not actually and so openly back him over you. As you rightly alluded, that's almost an admission of guilt if i AM a wolfie. If I'm not.. then I'm continuing my scattergun approach, waffling **** and will get nailed tomorrow... at which pint everyone will be tearfully lamenting the departure of another innocent Townie.
     
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    reet. I'm off to get some in at the Gym as I'm currently recovering from Plantar Fiiscitis (sp?) and need to put some miles in as I'm feeling fat as fook... or as Obi as we say.
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    If the person we lynch tonight is not a wolf then barring a miracle from the doc then there is no tomorrow!
     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Seriously?? I am getting over the exact same thing <laugh>

    I've had it for almost 18 months and put on 4 stone at one point. it is slowly coming off again now that I can exercise again!
     
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    This you discretiting me?

    1 it may make you suspicious but what I stated was fact. I would have said it to any player in response to any player as I made it clear at the time it renders the tags unimportant. You saying it's suspicious doesn't discredit me. Speaking of discrediting. Still think it was Albert? Why say this?

    So you conceded he was telling the truth only to disclose now that you still didn't believe him. More evidence of you twisting and turning, sneaking about and tripping yourself up. SO bullshitted albert there didn't you. At least it appears that way by Albert's accepting of your apology.

    I've discredited you again. Sort it out fella, you're tripping yourself up. The more you speak the more you're showing yourself as a deceiver. For anyone who want to check this lie its post 767 & 769

    2 I stated I had little to go on. Fact. I stated I'd been attracting Vally's attention and suggested a reason for that could be him suspecting me of being a Seer, this on the premise Obi was telling the truth who we all trusted wrongly. All of us working under the assumption that day that Obi was telling the truth, the votes prove it. I had to choose between two and all I had was unexplained targeting from Valley where I could explain a possibility for Albert Targeting me as we've a rocky history. I can leave hang ups at the door for a sporting game but didn't believe he could. This doesn't discredit me. Nice try though.

    You're going to have going to have to do better then this as all you've done with this post is further discredit yourself be exposing your own lies.

    Like I said, when you strip it down it's one persons word against the other. All we can do is discredit each other. I'm proving you to be a deceiver. I've played this game straight, you can't prove I haven't. You haven't played it straight and I've proved it.

    You're blatantly untrustworthy.
     
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    Got insoles and lots of stretches to do as been running through it for weeks now. Ice has helped too. I look daft with my dressing goen belt pulled round my foot in the air when im on the floor. Lol. Early morning hurts most.
     
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    On point one, at no time did I accept that Albert was telling the truth about not deleting the tags. What I was more than happy to admit (because it was true) was that I had been wrong about saying only a mod could have done it. That doesn't take away my right to an opinion about who did.

    On point two, the fact remains that it raised suspicions in my mind - which I am entitled to have. That was all that I needed to investigate you and I did.

    The result is that you are a wolf. You can wriggle all you want, but you can't take away the truth of the fact that you were assigned the role of a wolf in this game and got rumbled.
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Its always worse after rest. I never did any of the exercises other than leaning against the wall and doing up on my toes. i'm a lazy bastard <laugh>
     
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  17. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I ain't wriggling marra. I'm kicking you all over the park. You've been one of the main culprits for leading the board's opinions to conform with your own. I'm not the only one noticing it. Still waiting for you bring something against me? Because now your responses are defensive. Yet your the one pointing me out as wolf.<doh> Get off the defence and prove me to be untrustworthy. You're on quicksand here.
     
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    Hmmmm.... I must say FUNKY has made a strong case. I'm in a bit of a pickle.

    The votes as of now is:

    5 to FUNKY
    2 to Neville
    1 to vote in AFC.

    I'm assuming AFC isn't coming to vote and he's a wolf, so i'm open to suggestions from other townies out there to see if they are convinced.

    What i do know as a townie is that i need to stick with the majority (assuming AFC is not voting) as if i switch my vote the wolves have a chance to manipulate it (i.e. we have to pile on someone especially if AFC is a town). I will follow with the majority
     
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  20. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I will rub Savlon into the bruises of your kicking while I'm sat round the camp fire watching wolfie burn <ok>
     
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