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  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Gambol's version does sound nice though, like if I was in a rush or had the flu or something
     
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    He didn't ask for a sandwich. Just toast.
     
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    Max cremated and carcinogenic for me
     
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    I have toast (any style) and butter on a Saturday morning only as a wee treat.

    Through the week, it's Alpen and banana and on Sunday I sometimes have a roll or scrambled eggs.
     
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    There are 5 Golden Steps to perfect sumptuous toast, this recipe has been handed down over a Trillion years, generation to generation, please guard safely.

    The word Golden was actually coined during my ancestors findings. Turning White Into Brown, or "Golden" as they declared joyously at the time.

    Step 1. Butter WHITE bread with copious amounts of your preferred spread.

    Step 2. Place into a toaster.

    Step 3. When toaster tells you it is done, remove immediately, speed is everything now. (Notice once bread pops and is Goldened, it evolves into toast)

    Step 4. Spread a 2nd helping of butter now to add that melt in the mouth texture we are seeking.

    Step 5. Eat. Tea is optional.

    Double buttered toast. Do with it what you will.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get the **** out and don't come back.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and a generous amount of Pinot Noir.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Toast and anchovies <ok>

    ...or sardines at a pinch.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get lost ya boot <grr>
     
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    What's my dog ever done to you??????:(
     
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    Nothing yet but i'm working on it:bandit:
     
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  12. Tina.

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    you'd pick max over me?

    :(<laugh>
     
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    <laugh> Nah
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whoo hoo! Dan has blotted his copybook! Move over Dan, Gambol is back! :bandit:
     
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    Forgive me, but wasn't he suggesting a threesome?
     
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