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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Apr 17, 2015.

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  1. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Neither.

    But not for the weirdo excuse. Caffeine just doesn't sit well with insomnia.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    At least I stick to shagging 25 stone middle-aged women with learning difficulties. How is your ex-wife these days?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 17, 2015
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  3. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Still not my ex.

    When are you getting married to your 16 year old boyfriend?
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 17, 2015
  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    She still taking you for every penny, eh? <laugh>

    Serves you right for getting married.
     
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  5. Deleted 1

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    Instant coffee and loads of it. Would rather spend my disposable income on important things like drinking, watching football and gambling
     
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  6. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Nope, I am quids in actually <laugh>

    Sorry Tarquin.

    Mind you at least she is still alive.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 17, 2015
  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    More's the pity. Still, she keeps the local black men happy. They sure love great big white women for some reason.
     
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  8. Tina.

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    ER you owe ST an apology.

    Now!! <grr>
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Fixed.
     
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  10. SaveTheHumans

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    Can't believe you fell for that! Drinking coffee as an insomniac actually helps sleep. Insomnia = Negative. Coffee = Negative. Two Negatives = Positive.

    Highly recommend a coffee called " The Grumpy Mule" if you's can get yer paws on it.
     
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  11. ERINBLACK

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    **** off dyke.
     
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  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Fell for what? I don't mind coffee or tea. I have a problem with the caffeine within it.

    I wouldn't have a cup of coffee before bed in the same way I wouldn't have a line of that finest Peruvian marching powder.
     
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    I wouldn't recommend Ginseng to anyone before bed, but each to their own.
     
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    I drink tea and coffee, hence I'm a homosexual *****.

    Nothing better than going to a restaurant, polishing a bottle of red and having a wee espresso to finish off the meal before arguing with the manager about the bill.
     
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  15. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    I was referring to Coca not Maca but you already knew that.
     
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    I used to drink loadsa a coffee but I found as my insomnia got a lot worse I drank more...so I stopped.

    Used to have minimum of 4 cups of cafetiere coffee a day then upped to it to about 6!

    Now, I only drink English breakfast tea ... 2 a day max!
     
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  17. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    I have my last coffee at 6pm. Drink water after that or vodka.
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    Whatever comes out of the vending machine, only massive homos care what type of coffee they are drinking.
     
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    Black 2 sugars

    Tea is just coffee with its baws chopped off (c) some dude
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    Coffee flavoured beverine? That's not coffee, it's not really coffee flavoured.
     
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